Can Vicki just apologize already?
Whatever it was, they know it was not cancer as he claimed.
Who could forget those calls to Newport Imaging, fake medical records, and conflicting stories from Vicki?
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All of which made Vicki an outcast and caused her to sever ties with basically everyone.
Suddenly every Bravolebrity has a medical degree!
The Beadors are downsizing in the near future because their giant mansion is too much.
Theyre not moving because the bank is making them Shannon wants to be clear on that.
I understand, I often sleep in the closet of my two-bedroom apartment to feel snugger in my surroundings.
Yes, theyre in a great place with the two-year mark of Davids affair creeping up on them.
This is monumental because the therapist told them it takes two years to get over an affair.
So sure, just like mono or the flu, theyre almost cured of infidelity.
Heather Fancy Pants Dubrow is in the midst of a very important parenting lesson.
Moms, are you listening?
Its never too early to teach the virtues of giving your hostess a gift, preferably champs.
Otherwise, not a whole lot else has changed.
Taking bets now on which will be ready first: the Sagrada Familia or Hotel Dubrow?
Meghan and Jimmy are finally in a new house that none of Jimmys ex-wives ever lived in.
Shes about to start IVF due to the fact that Jimmy already has four kids and had a vasectomy.
Lets take a moment to welcome the latestReal Housewivesbusiness venture to the market.
She calls out to G-d like 20 times a night!
Her husband Eddie really is a lucky man because beyond the divine sex, Tamra has never looked better.
NEXT:What has become of Vicki post Cancer-gate?
But not because she kicked him out he was a martyr who decided it was time to end things.
Thats very noble considering he was caught red-handed in lie after lie by Vickis super sleuth friends.
To be perfectly blunt, thats like saying Brooks kinda had cancer.
The problem is the ladies have not forgiven or forgotten.
Was she in charge of his medical binder?
Did she ever set foot in City of Hope for Brooks chemo sessions?
Why did she lie about Terry Dubrow administering an IV to Brooks in the middle of the night?
Heather is hell-bent on getting that apology from Vicki and will do whatever it takes to get it.
The party is to celebrate life and good friends because Terry had an off-camera health scare.
Or at least just Vicki.
Heather shares her plan with Tamra while theyre casually citrus tree shopping for Hotel Dubrow.
Tamras skeptical but open.
And even though they doubt Shannon will be in on it, Operation Take Accountability is in motion.
Heather calls Vicki to extend the invite, calling it a love cruise and things feel very forced.
Ever the control freak, Vicki wasntawkward enoughon the call for Heathers liking.
Vickis no angel but cant we just let the woman live?
Shannon, as suspected, is not willing to accept an apology from Vicki.
She makes this point crystal clear while getting a non-surgical facelift with her new bestie Tamra.
Tamra and Shannon basically admit theyre friends because neither have a relationship with Vicki anymore.
And two, I feel like Shannon needs to let up on Vicki a little bit.
No one knows for sure what Vicki did or didnt know about Cancer-gate.
Technically, she was just standing by her man.
Isnt that what Shannon did, too?
Vickis on her way with her date/bodyguard, formerOChousewife Jeana Keough.
Anything from bend over to have Jeana kick their asses.
Vicki wont know what hit her…
NEXT: But first we must meet the new housewife…
But before the plan comes together, the ladies meet Kelly, this seasons new housewife.
Kelly is a pal of Meghans and the best way to describe her is colorful.
She lives in a four-story, 4,700-square-foot home that features a bar on every floor.
Im pretty sure there are nightclubs in Vegas that arent so plentiful.
She says in reaction to Tamras perfectly chiseled arms.
Are you into fitness?
Try fittin dis into your mouth.
The dis is Kellys boob that she tries to shove into Tamras mouth!
Kelly spots Shannons USC cell phone case and asks if it stands for University of Spoiled Children.
These two will not be friends as Shannon has a zero-tolerance policy for anyone who is unkind.
And, as luck would have it for friendless Vicki she and Kelly share an aesthetician!
Theyre soul mates destined to whoop it up!
And lucky for Vicki, Kelly was not around for Cancer-gate.
But they werent available so we called you!
The Beadors, however, have a different takeaway.
Its almost like having cancer and not really having it, David snickers to Shannon.
But never mind Shannon for now because you cannot underestimate the power of Heather Dubrow.
By golly, her PLAN WORKED!
Within minutes, a tearful Vicki has no idea what hit her and asks Heather to join her downstairs.
We have to wait until next week to find out if Heather really will indeed start anew with Vicki.
