Were back for a second helping of too much information with the ladies of Orange County.
But wait: It gets worse!
Andy asks about Vickis ignorance of the definition of circle jerk.
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Then everyone goes Ohhhh, as the meaning dawns on them.
Vicki ends this horrible discussion with, I was a circle jerk.
Heathers house is still a lot of work.
Terry likes to build houses, and we build the house.
But the we is me.
So of course Im going to going to make it fabulous.
While she plays coy on the total budget, Heather does think its obscene, but everything is relative.
It was reasonably over budget.
The other women ply on backwards compliments about the forthcoming residence because theyre all a bit jealous.
Everyone agrees that being married and being on a reality show is real hard, you guys.
Vickis ex-husband, Donn, is semi-retired now because of what shes paid him.
Im working like a dog, and hes out golfing.
But he doesnt speak to the press, so hes a good man to divorce.
Donn, I think Vicki just wrote your eHarmony bio.
Andy would like to buy any of Heathers unused embryos, of which there are presently two.
Get enough cash for a fourth wine cellar, Heather.
The first question thrown at World Series Champion Jim Edmonds is a softball.
Who in the Edmonds marriage has got the harder life?
They both agree its Jim, because baseball is just his job.
He goes to work, and he comes home.
With the show, its his personal life, Meghan in-articulates.
Jim Edmonds isnt sure how he ended up looking like a jerkface repeatedly on national television.
You see yourself and go, Wow.
Did I act like that?
Yes, you did.
Cue the montage of Jim acting like a jerkface.
I dont, she says.
Wheres all that footage?
Next: Learn what Brooks allegedly nicknamed his manhood!
They were filming a lot, and I was tired and annoyed.
I wasnt ready for all of this.
I wasnt ready for TV to catch everything.
Jim says everyone he knows was laughing about our banter.
Good to know Jims friends call his misogyny banter.
Jim Edmonds claims he never told Brooks his relationship was on the rocks, prompting Vicki to clarify.
She was off with her time frame and apologizes.
Fun Bus is apologizing?
Quick, check that Hell hasnt turned to a frozen wasteland and that pigs are still incapable of flight.
Meghan snaps that Vickis admitting to lying.
Not on purpose, says Vicki.
Sorry about that, Vicki flatly says after a tongue lashing from Heather.
If its a woman, you just say whatever.
Great banter, Jim Edmonds!
Meghan cops to having signed a prenup…suggested by Meghan.
To protect the children.
I never wanted them to think I was going to take from them.
The women find this admirable.
During a round of Monday-morning quarterbacking, Jim wouldve been nicer to [his] wife.
Begged for forgiveness and some more sucking up.
Dont you have to already be doing something to do more of it?
Heather commends Shannon, though she wouldve punished David.
As to the reason for Davids extramarital liaisons, Shannon blames herself for nagging.
Heather thinks this is bullshit, and the other women agree.
Youre the victim, Tamra says.
Keep seeing your non-licensed therapist, Lemon Bowl.
Vicki doesnt know that a shark is a fish and that a horse is a mammal.
Arent they all just animals?
Brooks broke up with Vicki, but Vicki knew they werent going to be together long term.
Briana is quick to voice her disagreement, citing Vickis disbelief in Brianas claims of Brooks ungentlemanly conduct.
Brooks allegedly hit on Briana while she was pregnant.
She told Vicki, who called Briana a liar, adding that Brooks would never want her.
Time seems to have changed little.
Of all of this, Vicki snuffs, I have to believe this because my daughter said it.
Here, Briana drops the bomb.
Brooks wanted to show me his ween ween and said it was big and his nickname was Girth Brooks.
Andy sat down with Brooks in NYC outside this reunion because there was a scheduling conflict with Brooks work.
Briana would lie because of hearsay and manipulation, Brooks drawls.
Theyre projecting their own personal issues onto Vicki.
Have you ever lied on accident, like Vicki?
Do you think Jim Edmonds hated every moment of this?
Where do you think Girth Brooks ranks in terms of manhood nicknames?
