Are Kelly and Vicki destined to whoop it up together?
DUM DUM DUM… so, we ended last weeks season premiere with a cliffhanger.
Did Heathers plan work?
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Heather just knows that Vicki was part of the lie and needs her to own up to it.
And round and round we go with no resolution.
Vicki broke up with Brooks hes no longer around!
Isnt that the real win here?
Or are the ladies just bored without him to pick apart?
Id just like to point out that Brooks is still winning.
But Vickis in a tough spot.
Or being told they were right and Vicki was wrong.
So bottom line, nothing was resolved.
Because heaven forbid they too miss out on this merry-go-round of apology chicken.
But lets take a break from Vicki for now.
NEXT: Kelly Gives Zero Fs
Im still warming up to our new housewife, Kelly.
Shes almost like a kookier Erica Jayne coming into the fold and giving zero fs.
Except when it comes to her daughter Jolies education.
Heather has taken her whole family on a fabulous Turks and Caicos vacation.
But Terry really is one of my favorites and one of the masters of giving zero fs.
He feels guilty that hedoesnt feel guilty!
By a show of hands, who thinks Terry is sleeping in the guest room tonight?
(Though their guest room is probably nicer and bigger than my entire apartment building!)
Sadly, Tamra is dealing with a lot of nasty family drama.
I feel for Tamrashes really got it rough when it comes to keeping her family intact.
Ahh and then theres the ballad of Shannon and David.
Turns out David has a knack for buying gifts that Shannon needs to let grow on her.
Maybe by the four-year mark of the affair shell be rocking it?
Speaking of the affair, Shannon isnt completely over it yet.
David, just go to Tiffanys the next time and itll be like that affair never happened!
NEXT: She Came in Like a Wrecking Ball
And finally, back to the drama at hand.
Kelly makes a very formal phone call to Vicki and invites her to lunch.
And you know what?
Which brings us to the final act of the night.
Meghan has all the women minus Vicki over to demolish a wall in her kitchen that she cant stand.
I think its more like a very bad impression of Tim Allen a laHome Improvement.
Kelly announces that she went out to lunch with enemy number one: Vicki.
She demands to know why they were so mean.
And while shes at it, Kelly wants Shannon to know that shes aloof and standoffish.
Kelly is shocked to learn that she hasnt seen her daughter in more than two years.
No surprise there, Tamra breaks down and cries.
It was easier to stay together than venture to finally leave him.
But its okay because even though she cant answer the question do you love your husband?
hes a really nice person.
Who she compares to Hitler.
And was deemed a narcissist from a psychiatric evaluation.
And now we know why she has a bar on every floor of her home!
