Shannon and Kelly enter a chilly cold war
Ive deemed thisReal Housewivesepisode a palate cleanser.
Did we mention Kelly made formerRHOBHstar Brandi Glanvilles famous drunken outbursts look tame while this all went down?
The jury, however, is still out on whether Shannon was channeling Mrs. Roper.
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Did Dr. Potter get his wife on the show as part of their settlement?
Is the OC really that small?
The reeling continues as Shannon goes to Dr.
Moon (who else?)
Meanwhile, Tamra is looking at an array of custom-made doll clothes bikinis for her upcoming fitness competition.
Shes apparently on a diet of hard-boiled eggs and has to wear stripper heels, too.
Tamra looks so incredible that Id eat hard-boiled eggs all day long if it meant looking like that.
Its a twisted game of take-backsies Vicki loves to play with her kids.
So Kelly cheerfully calls up Shannon to invite her for coffee.
Shannon could not be ruder her facial expression screams WTF but agrees to meet.
Thank you, Detective Edmonds, that would surely hold up in a court of law.
Kelly gets there first and is dutifully drinking wine while she waits.
Shannon didnotthrow the party to set up Kelly; she threw it so David could rock a man perm!
You would think what happens next was taking place on a playground rather than at a restaurant.
Shannon is mad Kelly called her ugly.
No, no, no; Kelly insists it was a misunderstanding.
Kelly: You called me an adulteress.
Shannon: You called my friend ugly.
Kelly: Well, she is!
Shannon: Who the f**k do you think you are?
But despite it all, Kelly just wants to move on and not deal with any negativity.
However, Shannons toxins must not have been fully released by Dr.
Moon, because shes just not going to give Kelly what she wants.
So there you have it.
