Why are Shannon and her gang trying to ‘hijack’ Kelly?
This s is bananas; b-a-n-a-n-a-s!
First we go back in time 48 hours where everything seems normal and fine.
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Apparently Shannon loves Marsha Brady and David is not afraid of rocking a man perm.
This is also a good time to teach the children and parents some life lessons.
Meanwhile, Shannon is proud because that conversation was definitive proof that theyre a close-knit family.
Meanwhile, some foreshadowing to the fight between Shannon and Kelly is shared during Tamra and Kellys shopping trip.
Kelly thinks Shannon is a Negative Nancy and a Debbie Downer and well, shes not totally wrong.
But do you know who IS the biggest Negative Nancy and Debbie Downer of anyone in the OC?
Uh, no, if anything hesregressed.
Hes her husband and she needs him there emotionally and physically.
Meghan drops Jimmy off at the airport and he cant get out of the car fast enough.
80s game night where Vicki and Gretchen played who can shrill louder while donning crimped hair).
Everyone arrives looking ridiculous.
Eddie has on a ginormous afro.
Heather is a roller skating porn star.
Shannon is super turned on by Davids perm.
Jaci gleefully blurts this out in front of Kellys husband, Michael.
Refresher: Kelly and Michael were going to get divorced but didnt.
Kelly is suddenly telling David that he looks like a pedophile in his costume.
I dont know if pedophile is the right word but does any man with a perm evernotgive you pause?
Also we discover through the magic of the camera that Nina was the one who actually moved Kellys bag.
Like I said, things are a little hazy from this point on.
Every Real Housewives city needs a s stirrer that is not a cast member.
So she runs to tell Kelly that Nina and Jaci were talking about her.
BUT SERIOUSLY WHY DO JACI AND NINA HATE KELLY?
And why does Shannon hate Mrs. Roper?
Sure, who didnt want to be Chrissy?
But Mrs. Roper was cool.
Something Michael questions and Shannon cant take another minute and kicks them out.
He gets right in Vickis face and screams, you shut your fking mouth, you lied about cancer.
Somewhere in the midst of the fighting, Kelly and Michael called Shannon dumb.
Air sucked out of the room no one can breathe for a minute.
And then Shannon dropsanotherbomb on Kelly.
Shannon insists that her neighbor was caught in a cheating scandal and his mistress was Kelly.
Is this the dirt that Jaci and Nina had on Kelly?
Is that why she was separated from her husband to begin with?
Or was everyone just drunk and done hating on Mrs. Roper so random accusations were in order?
Uh, shouldnt Brooks call EVERY one of the women on the show then?
Why does David get a special prize phone call?
Why does Vicki even still have his number?
Still wasted, Kelly cant get over how Shannon tried to hijack her.
And truth be told, thats a pretty good assessment from a drunk person.
Tamra said it, too Shannon was trying to set Kelly up.
Why let Jaci and Nina pounce on one of her guests otherwise?
And what is Shannons M.O.
After such an epic fight, its super frustrating to not fully understand what exactly was being fought about.
Theres definitely a lot more to learn.
