But clearly you have never traveled to Miami with the cast ofRHONYwhen a cheating accusation is in the air.
Ramona is so shocked she runs out of the room.
Moments later, we realize shes done this just to look at her expression in the mirror.
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They seem to turn that frown upside down.
The ladies then all head to dinner in waves.
The first group is Bethenny, Sonja and Ramona.
That puts their roll in the hay around the time that Luann first moved in with Sonja!
This group needs to go on Tinder or something and expand their dating horizons.
The other women are an hour and a half(!)
late for dinner, and it royally pisses off Bethenny.
But the malfunction was apparently her pants her only actual item of clothing.
Bethenny really lets her have it.
Then, Dorinda brings up the trip for tomorrow to some place called the Sand Bar.
No one really understands what that means and Ramona is appalled that they have to pack a picnic.
Shes real not into it.
Dorinda tries to scold her but mostly just slurs unfortunately.
Bravo actually has to give her subtitles so we can discern what shes saying.
At one point, Jules gets up on stage and starts playing/fondling a trombone.
She puts the trombone between her legs, which concerned me given her history of vaginal injuries.
She also basically forecasted her divorce by announcing she was psyched that Michael wasnt there.
Luann referenced Tom for the 30th time.
Its like shes afraid were going to forget his name.
Then, Jules puts a bowl on her head and takes a selfie.
Um noooooo nooooo nooooo.
I dont think thats the way to go about things.
Thankfully, it just goes straight to voicemail.
Before calling it a night, Bethenny and Sonja both agree that Bs hair looks really good.
That doesnt sit well with Dame Morgan.
All the girls arrive with Ramona being the last and she looks RUFFFFFFF.
Like somebody was out late the night before and did not put cucumbers on her eyes the night before.
Ramona claims that shes too tired and just wants to rest.
Dorinda walks in on this and is no dummy when it comes to Ramonas lying.
Then theres like a snack boat that serves hot dogs and ice cream.
A nearby boat shouts out Chic, Cest La Vie which Luann loooves.
Lotta talk about Luanns open marriage though.
I wonder how shell feel about that at the reunion.
Also, apparently she mentioned this at the Berkshires breakdown, but it was cut out!!
So then the gals head out for another dinner.
Bethenny tries to distract Luann and invites a famous artist who I have never heard of to dinner.
He drives a multi-colored car, though, which did not seem to be very artistic.
Everyone decides to dress insane at this dinner.
Sonja wears a tiara.
Bethenny wears a Miami Vice blazer and a crop top.
The famous artist wears a pajama top.
But Ramona and Dorinda make up.
The next day its time for the real drama.
Luann comes to Bethennys room to talk.
Bethenny, for no discernible reason, is in a teeny tiny bikini for this very important moment.
She apologizes to Luann for mocking her open marriage.
Unfortunately, shes forgotten her key, which makes the dramatic departure much less dramatic and more sad.
