Bethenny gets in a brawl with John, and Jules gives us way too much person information
Scary Island.
like welcome the latest drama-fueled destination to the Housewives mythology.
So the episode picked up right were we left off last week at the aforementioned bra fiesta.
Credit: Bravo
Dorinda was still reeling from Ramona dropping the bomb about John speaking crudely about their sex life.
Jules was just shocked that the elderly could behave so badly.
I cant wait till the reunion for the women to address her calling them elderly.
Finally there is some actual bra action.
Bethenny and Dorinda even have a brief conversation while both clad in bras and their nipples revealed.
Neither bats an eye.
Then Carole tries on some weird bra with Jules, and they again discuss how skinny Jules is.
But dont worry: She still gets her period every 30 days.
Carole is like, Cool.
Whats your name again?
Ramona sorta spirals about what to say to Dorinda.
Bethenny encourages her to apologize to her.
Ramona talks to herself and is kind of confused how to apologize.
Its like shes never said the words before which… sounds fair.
Carole leaves too to have date night with Adam.
Shes got to take them while shes can since she only has five good summers left.
So its just Bethenny, Dorinda, and Jules hanging out the bra party.
Oh, and there are also several rando people still lingering who are never really introduced.
Im assuming bra party extras.
But somehow John finds out that the ladies were talking about him and starts calling and texting Dorinda.
Then he shows up completely wasted and wearing an ugly scarf for what seems like decorative purposes.
He almost immediately starts getting up in Bethennys grill and basically accuses her of stealing Skinnycows branding.
Bethenny got no time for this.
Then, he says shes jealous of his romance with Dorinda.
Bethenny got no time for this either.
She gets up and starts yelling back.
Also, at this point, its clear shes wearing a XXXL T-shirt.
Finally everyone seems to leave in a huff.
And Dorinda takes home a bra in her purse.
Meanwhile, Luann and Sonja go apartment hunting for the Countess.
Her old roomie from 30 years ago turns out to be Luanns realtor.
I would absolutely watch a fictionalized version of their life living together in NYC.
Get on that, Bravo.
It could be likeThe Carrie Diaries.
Bethenny and Sonja have a meet up at Bethennys weird apartment/office space.
Once again, we are alerted to how much money Bethenny is spending in legal fees.
On the plus side, though, the new Skinnygirl candy is delish.
Ramona tells her that Dorinda has been texting her very dramatically.
And then they call Jules to ask for her opinion on the whole night, and shes basically incoherent.
But dont worry: She has her period every 30 days.
So then everyone heads to the Hamptons for Bethennys birthday party.
Dorinda and John actually end up staying with Jules and Michael.
They love an empty wall space.
Every one of their homes look like temporary housing.
Dorinda gets all revved up for a dinner with Bethenny and Ramona.
Michael quotes Julius Caesar, and Jules looks completely confused.
I dont remember that part from the movie.
So Bethenny and Ramona get to the restaurant first and have some fun banter about tiny penises.
Then, Dorinda shows up and they go right into the John situation.
Ramona apologizes pretty genuinely, and Dorinda seems to accept it.
Bethenny is more annoyed that Dorinda hasnt apologized to her for John screaming at her.
She finally does, and then they seem to mend things.
Her daughter already doesnt like him.
Now, all her friends/TV costars dont enjoy his company either.
But dont worry: Jules still gets her period every 30 days.
