Without a doubt, one of the greatest hours inHousewiveshistory.
And full of both quotable lines (I made it nice!)
and weird details (the spelling of Bethany in Luanns phone).
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So its probably a little bit of a come down that this episode isnt as dramatic.
But it still had plenty of entertainment…and the Countess in a red lace jumpsuit.
Try and top that,Game of Thrones!
So we are back in the evil Berkshires.
Bethenny is still yelling at Luann, although this time shes wearing an adult onesie.
Its a little bit of a rehash of last weeks slut-a-palooza but slightly more calm.
Naturally, while Bethenny is yelling at Luann, shes also making herself a Skinnygirl beverage.
That lady can certainly multitask.
While this is all happening, we cut back to Sonja in the city.
But lets just say Sonjas abode isnt exactly filled to the brim with essentials.
She has a half-eaten bag of popcorn and some figs.
But she does manage to find some energy bars, make up remover wipes, and a power cord.
Its like her townhouse is a really janky dollar store.
Try and top that,Game of Thrones!
Back in Crazytown, Luann starts speaking in the third person.
Does Luann like to flirt?
But she has at least stopped changing tops.
Shes decided to stick with the blouse from her collection.
So while shes modeling her fashion line, Bethenny is mixing up a drink from her liquor company.
Its truly bizarre…but turns out to be Dorindas sister.
NEXT: The party sucks.
The next morning, Carole and Bethenny wake up in bed together and immediately regret ripping into Luann.
They decide to just hightail it outta there and get back to the city.
So she and Carole head back to the city, and the other ladies hang out and eat bacon.
So the other big event of the episode is Ramonas holiday party at some sort of barn-themed space.
Luann arrives dressed in the aforementioned red lace onesie, which Ramona is on the fence about.
Im not sure, she responds when asked if she likes it.
Bethenny and Carole arrive together and B is in a sort of Rhythm Nation style ensemble.
Luann tries for the 100th time to apologize to Carole and Carole sort of accepts it.
So then Sonja shows up with her trainer Toni.
Bethenny basically flees the scene and literally goes to Vermont.
She then leaves with trainer Toni.
Its safe to assume she was not headed home to make care packages for Luann and Ramona.
