Ramona and Carole finally arrive as well.
She cant just show up without listening to music.
Finally, the ladies start making pizzas.
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Jules teases shes going to throw in some Percocet and Lidocaine in her calzone.
Basically, Jules is PACKING drugs.
This vagina injury has turned her intoJules Full of Grace.
Talk once again returns to her eating disorder when she tells Carole shes 115 pounds, which is LUDICROUS.
Thats like saying Ramona is a slow talker.
It seems like she was both trying to sabotage her own food and also high as a kite.
I mean, the gurl is packing a pharmacy in her bag.
Carole and Adam go out for a double date with a cameo-ing Heather Thomson.
The Yummy Tummy creator walked away from the show last year.
I kinda miss her, but this double date was super snoozy.
This is, once again, not the best season for Carole.
Last year was rough, but I think was redeemed by her trip to London.
This one might be her worst.
Dorinda heads over to Jules house after the pizza party/drug rave.
Jules seems really hurt by Bethennys and Caroles attitudes towards her.
Shes also tired of talking about her eating disorder, even though its painfully obvious something is up.
But it does seem like theres more to her emotions.
Um, for those not familiar with New York, the Hamptons are roughly two hours away.
This only makes their recent separation all the more understandable.
She has a nice conversation with her driver, Kevin.
She says Kevin is like family.
He knows everything about her.
Dorinda continues her visiting tour and heads to Sonjas loony bin.
This woman has some serious issues.
This basement could easily be the focus of a James Wan horror film.
There are bags of stuffed animals.
Im assuming there are scary dolls potentially possessed by some kind of spirits.
Oh, and Sonja has also dyed her dog orange because thats apparently a thing on the UES.
Bethennys hairdo and dying your dogs fur are the hottest hair trends, I guess.
Back in Bethennys care, the mood is not good.
Shes left her doctors office, where she was basically told this is really serious surgery.
These are the moments when you really do feel for Bethenny.
On the plus side, Kevin tells her everything will be okay.
A bunch of the girls head to dinner in Midtown.
Im guessing next time shell wear herSpamalotarmor or perhaps something from theFiddler on the Roofcollection.
Like, dont talk about your engagement until it actually happens.
Also, youre a 50-year-old woman whos already been married before!
But even more tiresome is the ladies talking about Carole and Luanns battle.
This is just a boring,boringconversation.
Both of them need to get over it.
Maybe they can return Ramonas plate to that restaurant and have a calzone-making date.
