Now, surely there are more offensive things than being giddy with newfound love.
Shall we blame Luann for her levels of hysteria?
Shall we blame editing?
Credit: Bravo
Shall we blame the incomparable nature of true love?
Lets just blame Tom he seems sketchy, anyway.
she squeals like a particularly husky-voiced middle-schooler.
Presumably, Luann will provide her own musical talent, and we can only hope Bethenny gives a toast.
Im doing fat, tipsy bitches!
Its not a shirt.
Its a cardigan.)
And while Son and Lu are busy talking about Bethenny, shes busy talking about them.
Shes planning to start a new Skinnygirl flavor (???
The problem is, Bethenny doesnt know if she should invite Sonja and Luann.
But Bethenny is willing to put it to a vote on Sonja.
NEXT: Long hair for Luann… Four weeks ago she met Tom, and now theyre in love with each other.
Ramonas reaction: Oh, thats sweet.
Christmas…as in, like, five days ago.
Luann says she doesnt believe it, but then whispers, Which ex-girlfriend?
Again, we dont see Luanns final extensions; Im writing Bravo a strongly worded email right now.
Jules and Michael join Dorinda and John for a dinner to celebrate the New Year.
Its like a corporate deal!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING?!?!
We do, Dorinda.
But Bethenny is wrong theyre there to talk about Luann.
Or rather, Luann is there to talk about Luann.
(To be fair, Bethenny has had no problem meeting her word-quota over the last few episodes.)
She opens the floor thusly: I cant believe I met my soul mate!
Look at me, Im like Im giddy, its a disaster!
Luann doesnt thinks so: Im so happy that hes that kind to buy her a gift.
That was very thoughtful of him!
That issomekind of reasoning.
Luann completely agrees, but proceeds to talk some more and suddenly screams out YES!
I would love to come!
without ever actually being invited, and then whisks herself out of the bar.
