Lets just say, this ship is about to crash and burn spectacularly… Talk about man overboard!

Sonja sucks it up

Look, we all know Sonja Morgan is a walking hyperbole.

She exaggerates like its her job (which it kind of is, right?

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Way harsh, Tom.

This was all a matter of mere months ago, by the way.

The next day, though, shes got something to say.

Dont flash me with your ring and blind me.

Im already kind of stunned, she says.

[Insert a thousand other Sonja-centric dilemmas here.]

Dorinda, for one, isnt having it with Sonjas histrionics.

Woe is Sonja and dont anyone forget it!)

Its starting to become sickening, how many of these women hes spent time with at this point.

Make some new man friends already, ladies.

She even threatens to put Ramona out to sea if she doesnt can it about her man.

Ramonas got an ace in the hole, though.

Jules own junk

Dude, whats up with Jules husband?!

It could be an overreaction on her part, but when has that ever been true with these people?

Hey, its something Lus done before, so the possibility isnt so crazy.

So, just like their seaside voyage before it, the Miami trip is about to be amajorbust.