Bethenny faces a health crisis while the other women attend a dog wedding.
Lately, theHousewivesfranchise are like accidentally tuning in for an episode ofChicago Med.
Now, Jules has a scrape on her vagina and Bethenny is profusely bleeding out of her lady area.
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Bravo may need its own official doctor and someone whos not Terry Dubrow.
Im guessing shes in the Hearst family, but her actual importance is never really laid out.
Baby is a bridesmaid in the wedding, so shes involved in all this hoopla.
Carole is told the wedding will be featured inVanity Fair, which totally bums her out becauseVFsnubbed her nuptials.
Sonja and Ramona finally reunite and actually laugh together.
She also announces shes stopped drinking but like has all these bruises on her face from injections.
They basically prep for Sonjas big apology to Bethenny.
So she and Ramona role-play in the bedroom.
I would like more details on that painting hey.
But basically Ramona did her best Bethenny, which involved a good deal of side-eye and talking really fast.
It was not very good.
Dorinda definitely knows something about having a martini-fueled breakdown so she tells Jules to watch her sauce intake.
NEXT: Dorinda is the Real MVP
But the big story of this episode was Bethennys health.
Last week, she told Luann she was bleeding like crazy and was seeing her doctor the next day.
JUST GO SEE THE FRIGGIN DOCTOR AND STOP MEETING THESE WOMEN FOR PINOT NOIR.
This is the Dorinda that I love.
Its the Dorinda who went with Carole to London to retrieve her husbands ashes.
Shes a good friend to have in emotional, scary moments.
So Im guessing its not good.
Ramona is instantly bummed because she has just bought a new bathing suit and took a selfie of it.
Lotta work went into that outfit.
And Dorinda brings up how everyones vaginas are causing a lot of problems.
Next weeks teasers do not outright mention vagina, so its unclear if anyone is newly injured/diagnosed.
