It felt like a bad dream all of it, narrates Teresa Giudice.
She is, of course, referring to her incarceration.
All of thisDateline-meets-20/20footage acts as a guidepost to the Dec. 23 prison release of the housewife.
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But before we can get to the homecoming, we instead have to jump back two weeks.
Queue the theme song, grab a cannoli, and pick your favorite tagline: Season 7 starts now.
It wouldnt be a flashback without a glimpse of Joe grabbing her butt though, right?
Working with her hubby as the contractor, Melissa also has her assistant (business partner?
Although I may not love her music career (who among us cant stop singing On Display, though?
Now, everyone grab a box of tissues while we talk about Jacqueline and her son, Nicholas.
Acting as the Greek chorus for every viewer, Nicholas tells his daddy he loves donuts.
We have a new housewife!
Her name is Dolores Catania, and she looks mysteriously like Dina Manzo.
To commemorate, the Lauritas have decided to have a party.
Must be that extra watch money funding this shindig.
But hats off to Jacqueline for her impersonation of prisoner Tre Tre.
The boss is coming back, spouts Teresas lawyer, Jim.
Even behind bars, the woman has some serious pull over what goes down at that mansion.
Giving tear-eyed glances to the gaggle of Gorgas and Wakiles, Jacqueline bids them good wishes.
We have now come full circle, to 5:40 a.m. and the return of our favorite table flipper.
When can we see that footage?
All jokes aside, the cameras capturing Teresas reunion with her daughters is pretty magical.
Regardless, shes home, and even more intriguing, how will she act this season?
Will she take a page from Ramonas book and have a renewal year?
Cut her hair and tell everyone to take some turtle time?
Well see how next week plays out.
