Melissa packs four bags worth of essentials, blowing Teresas one bag out of the water.
The sisters-in-law take a pit stop at Dolores house to load their five bags into her car.
Meanwhile, Siggy and Jacqueline combine their powers and head out on the road.
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The ladies clink their glasses to toast a great trip and Dolores offers a few words of wisdom.
When you make plans, God laughs at you, says Dolores.
Teresa stares back, apparently dumbfounded at the idea of God laughing at her.
Ive never heard that, she retorts, hoping someone will ease her fear.
Instead, the God-like editors ofRHONJcut to Joe Gorga cooking chicken nuggets for his kids.
Back at the fish dinner, the ladies begin comparing tragic stories.
Jacqueline shares the hardship she and Chris have been through with their autistic son, Nicholas.
Siggy decides to top that story by revealing her parents lived with her and her kids for a time.
Dolores doesnt chime in, which seems like the safe bet in this group of one-uppers.
What begins as a simple wine-and-chat event turns into a game of wine pong.
When the past is dug up, the claws come out.
The pair agrees and laughs it off.
It seems like the shoe could drop at any moment, but it just never does.
The end of the episode brings us a morning of yoga and a discussion of farting.
Teresa explains yoga is meant to relieve the body of stress and any bodily fumes it may be storing.
Siggy becomes even more confused by this, asking for a deeper explanation of this phenomenon.
Siggy then exclaims with confidence, a vagina fart!
With that assertion, its a wonder we made it through an entire hour with everyone still friends.
Lets see if the streak continues next week.
