After all, if they were best friends once, why cant they be again?
All my businesses went to s, says Teresa (she said it, not me!)
during the yuletide photo shoot.
Credit: Bravo
Amidst the festoonery was a lot of Put your chin up, Dad!
and Shut the hell up, stupid!
Ah, the holidays.
Brother Joe enters the scene, ready to escort the hot commodity and her family to the Gorga home.
Talk about a PR maven, right?
She quickly breezes past Melissa and puts on her high-pitched voice to greet her perpetually sleepy looking father.
Offering her services, she follows Melissa into the kitchen, where the fight goes off the rails.
I just want to say, Im glad to be here tonight, Teresa sweetly says to Melissa.
Of course, the infamous christening scene where we first met brother Joe screaming, Youre my father!
is played to remind us all just how deep the issues run for the Giudice/Gorga clan.
The guy sounds like a real winner.
She was even engaged once more, but that mans extracurricular activities kept them from keeping the romance alive.
TMI doesnt seem to mean much on the Jersey Shore.
Its nice to see the kids of these ladies finally showing some respect.
Speaking of kids, Mr.
Mom Joe Gorga escorted the kiddies to see his part-time wife Melissa at her Envy boutique.
remarks Melissas no-name assistant from the background, echoing the thoughts of all of us watching.
If the TMI time wasnt enough with one Gorga, Teresa steps in to keep the ball rolling.
Before that party, the Laurita and Giudice clans decide to have dueling New Years Eve parties.
How does this look?
asks Joe Giudice of a Teresa applying a healthy layer of lipstick.
She does not approve, and neither does the anonymous Giudice daughter whose response says it all: Ewww!
Teresa shares her good deed with Melissa, who congratulates her on finally being nice.
With all of the drama out of the way, the Happy New Years!
can whoop their way through each of the parties.
