Lisa Vanderpump plays with balls, and Lisa Rinna celebrates a birthday.
Lisa admits she never sees Brandi anymore.
Lisa Rinna, my spirit animal, is seen at home welcoming an Oprah producer to her house.
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She weirdly is wearing tights that almost match his striped shirt.
So shes filming a segment for OprahsWhere Are They Now,which Rinz considers the ultimate.
I mean its not an Oscar, but okay lets just go with it.
Shes cool with doing anything except maybe a diarrhea commercial.
Her standards are impeccable as always.
But she admits that she worries the diaper commercial is gonna haunt her forever.
I mean its not un-memorable.
Eileen Davidson is busy at workonYoung and the Restless.
She reads her lines on a stationary bike much like Tess McGill going over notes inWorking Girl.
Also, in her confessionals shes dressed like a saloon waitress.
Kyle is back at her store with the name I still dont understand.
I imagine it being a mix of Kitson and Zales.
And Kim, obvs, is struggling with many issues.
Poor Yolanda is still battling Lyme disease, but damn does she look cute doing it.
She at least gets to Facetime with her gorgeous model daughter Gigi.
But like where the eff is David Foster?
(Now, todaysnews of them divorcingmakes more sense since.)
Yolanda is alone and then has to turn to the mother of Cody Simpson Gigis ex!
Also, shes now in a condo with really severe blinds!
And Im very concerned she no longer has her walk-in closet refrigerator.
Its sad watching her struggle.
But also WHERE ARE HER LEMONS?!?!
Rinz goes shopping with her daughters.
Um Im obsessed that her daughter is working at a deli making toast.
Eileen is decluttering her house!!!
Its a holiday miracle.
Later, they all go out to dinner for Lisa Rinnas birthday.
Youd think she looked like Charlize Theron inMonster.
I dont care what anybody said she didnt look good, Ken says.
She looked terrible, Ken also says.
Ken would not stop talking about how bad she looked.
It was like the woman had horns.
I mean, Ken, you have a man perm.
All in all it was kind of a snoozy episode.
I hate to say this, but I miss the loon duo of Brandi Glanville and Kim Richards.
Hopefully this new gal will up the cray factor.
What did you think of the season 6 premiere?
