Erika Jayne finally performs, and Eileen reveals her bags are janky!
Thank God for Erika Jayne.
But at least we have an excellent distraction with the first live performance of Dame Erika Jayne.
Credit: Bravo
More on that in a bit… Its likeThe Revenantbut in a Beverly Hills salon with cotton robes.
Apparently it reduces inflammation, which, after giving her the elevator eyes, Yolanda says Lisa suffers from.
Its a little less dramatic though.
Well of course Lisa doesnt look at them.
Im not even sure Yolanda takes the records.
For all I know, theyre still at that Italian restaurant in old 90210.
Happy 2016, everyone.
Speaking of the newest Housewife, Kathryn and Eileen decide to have their own lunch get together.
You went to Italy.
We saw it all.
Then it gets good: Kathryn wants to talk about Eileen dating her ex-husband, Marcus Allen.
Youre right up his alley, she says to Eileen, which I took as semi-dirty.
It turns out Eileen actually dated Marcus the same time that Kathryn was dating him!!!
But no tables are flipped and no tears are shed.
The ladies just laugh it off.
Kathryn nearly falls out of her chair.
This was more shocking to her than the fact that Eileen dated her ex.
Well she aint gonna have it and announces that this will all be settled tonight!
No one does causal here… not even for a BBQ.
Erika J is spectacular as always in a sequin onesie.
She, of course, pats the p- which strangely doesnt seem as dirty in action.
Frankly the most awkward club scenes are the other women attempt to sexy dance.
Its like when youre at a family wedding and the guests have had a few too many Chardonnays.
I can kind of see her point.
But then she sort of lost her cool and started like yelling Ramona Singer-style for everyone to stop discussing.
It wasnt the subtlest deflection.
