Stick with me for a moment.
I mean, I dont have a super-sexy alter ego.
I look terrible in leotards.
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I dont have an older husband named Tom.
But we have other important similarities.
Were both surrounded by gays.
I like fancy things.
And we both swear a lot.
Even if were not twins, shes my current favorite onRHOBH.
Sadly, Bravos talented marketing department led me astray.
It was another snoozer.
Kathryn is like the friend equivalent of a stage-five clinger shes a little too committed.
She tells Erika that she tries to speak in her language, which according to Kathryn is false lashes.
Erika just laughs it off because she is a goddess.
Even Tom seems weirded out by how aggressive the conversation is.
Do you guys do this all the time?
he asks, bewildered.
You know its an awkward dinner when Lisa Rinna starts hiding behind her napkin.
Oh, and then the whole Vanderpump web-thing came up again, which is just sooooo boring.
The whole affair just ends rather abruptly because Vanderpump has to go to a charity event.
NO ONE WAS THROWN OUT LIKE THE TEASER SUGGESTED.
Why must nothing go my way?!?!?
Im unclear as to why they werent just playing tennis, but whatever.
They talk a little about how terrible the dinner went and how inappropriately Erika thought Kathryn acted.
I do not disagree.
Then, Kyle conveniently brings up that Mauricio has suggested she open one of her stores in Abu Dhabi.
I believe I saw footage of the women vacationing in…Abu Dhabi.
Also, does Kyle by Alene Too really need to be international?
And why isnt Alene Too involved in any of these discussions?!
I think other things were discussed, but Donnie took off his shirt, and I forget everything else.
Kyle meets with Yolanda at their apartment.
They have some lattes provided by her healthcare advocate, who apparently is a barista.
The pair sort of come to a truce over the email that Yolanda sent.
Eileen is real psyched because shes being doing a lot of stunts at work.
I just LOLd again thinking of soap opera production values.
But basically Rinna wants to go back over the whole Kathryn thing and bring back up Yolanda.
No one can move on in this group.
She thinks shes using the sickness stuff to her benefit.
This will never end.
The next day, the women head to Habitat for Humanity, naturally.
Kathryn seems completely confused as to why Erika would find anything she said at the dinner offensive.
Everyone mark the moment: This is the episode when Kathryn became completely unlikable.
She had promise, but not so much anymore.
