They appear to be quite problematic and pregnant donkeys can easily pass for them.
Does the UN know about this?!?
Basically this episode could have been titled Tiny Horses & Huge Hats those were the recurring themes.
Then, Lisa and Ken boarded a helicopter and headed off to Monaco as one does.
Erikas husband, a big time lawyer, apparently knows David Foster and thats how the gals became friends.
Knowing Yolanda, Im guessing she invited Erika over to the Malibu compound for lemon picking.
Seems like a low threshold, but whatever.
Like is he the guy Albert Finney played?
I need more information.
Important stuff going on.
But then Erika heads to the studio for her other life.
And she seems real determined to make herself an even bigger star.
I see manyWatch What Happens Liveperformances in the future.
I promise you everything I just wrote is accurate.
Like jeans, cowboy hats, and boots.
Theyre going to Ohio.
Eventually they thankfully realize that they look quite ludicrous.
Its also unclear during this entire time whether theyre kidnapping this poor animal or borrowing it or adopting it.
Theres hours of fun and petting and holding and blah blah.
But then Lisa R. tried to run with Rosebud and the horse seems to struggle.
Could it be lame?
Well Lisa V. has no place for a lame mini horse!
What the hell would she do with that?
So they decide to just put the horse on hold and have a doctor check it out.
So the ladies take Mossys plane back to Bev Hills and celebrate Kens 70th with what else?
a big hat party.
Old men love those!!!
Ghosts of Housewives Past return like Camille and Lisa R.s lip competition, Taylor.
The latter announces that shes moving back to Beverly Hills and maybe to Lisa V.s neighborhood!!!
Well, Vanderpump is not psyched about Lips McGee back in the hood.
Kyle then reveals that she thinks the mini horse was actually a small pregnant donkey!
And the tutu was to hide her burgeoning belly!!!
Is this a scam that actually happens?
Kyle should host aTo Catch a Predatorshow on donkey breeders.
During lunch, Taylor says she doesnt fully understand Yolandas happy/sad Instagram feed.
Frankly, I dont understand why Taylor would need Instagram but sure.
She also thinks Yolanda has been misdiagnosed.
I feel the seeds being planted for a major story line.
What a fun big hat party!
