Lisa Vanderpump takes the girls to the Hamptons, and Lisa Rinna sells some cute cardigans
Happy New Year!
Heres to a 2016 full of more miniature animals!!!
Sadly, there are no shrunken creatures in the most recent episode ofRHOBH.
Credit: Bravo
But there is a trip to the Hamptons.
Who knows what kind of magical unicorns exist in those wine-filled acres?
Anyway, we begin with Kyle preparing to pack for the Hamptons trip.
She, of course, consults her child Portia to ask what exactly one wears for a white party.
Portia just seems annoyed to have to participate but tries her best.
Then, we cut to Lisa Rinna whos traveling to Philadelphia (gasp!)
for a QVC appearance.
The latter requires a lot of body suits and glitter and sideboob.
See, her entire family had wonderful breasts, and she always had boob envy.
One of her tatas was actually even bigger than the other.
Its all very Dickensian but with implants.
She has an emotional goodbye with her housekeeper.
And theres a very moving moment where we see her giant glass refrigerator.
I got emotional at that point.
But Yolanda has a good frame of mind: These boobies never defined me as a woman.
And, yes, she referred to them as boobies.
Yolanda awkwardly laughed and sort of agreed.
David kept squeezing and, Im imagining, composed Andrea Bocellis next single.
you might tell hes important because the Beverly Hills Chief of Police stops by for lunch.
It doesnt feel staged at all.
Back at QVC, Lisa Rinna enters but opts not to hose the place down with Clorox.
I guess QVC runs a pretty tight ship.
He also did the bridesmaids dresses for Nicky Hiltons wedding.
Worlds colliding!!!
A few minutes later, Isaac Mizrahi shows up.
Lisa did explain that she likes to think of her customers as named Shirley.
I will give to her: Rinz is a good salesperson.
She uses terms that I think are completely made up like princess seaming and makes it sound real.
Yolanda makes it to the Cleveland surgery center.
Immediately David is concerned about what will happen to her jewelry during surgery.
I love a surgeon in a beret.
They show the surgery briefly just enough for us to see Yolandas leaking implant, which is not cute.
I mean, I kinda understand her point but thats a really bats crazy story.
Next week, Bethenny arrives and starts fights with people!!
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