The problem is, not everyone wants Mickey around.

However, as Lena and Avi can unfortunately attest, Holt doesnt have much in the way of dirt.

(It must be that bidet he uses.)

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Meanwhile, Ray is experiencing all sorts of different feelings about his family.

(Oh boy; Im betting Abby probably didnt vaccinate her kids, either.)

Rays taken aback, but its everyone elses reactions that matter.

Bunchy has a bit of a problem with thinking more than one step ahead.

With Holt not showing any signs of bad behavior, Ray comes up with another plan.

Inside the safe are tapes from old cases, and Ray finds the one hes looking for.

Its a long shot, but its one of the only options Ray has left.

As if thats not enough of a problem for Ray, Hector is spinning out of control.

Ray manages to save him, but it feels like hes just delaying the inevitable.

Hector and Marisol are stuck in something destructive, and it might kill them both.

Mickey does have Bunchy, the one son who still idolizes him.

Mickeys back to see his new granddaughter, but hes also jonesing to get that $4 million.

He tries to rope in Darryl, who has no interest, but Bunchy may be more easily influenced.

Those circumstances could put Bunchy in line for the gig.

Luckily, Ray has two backup plans.

(Really, hes living his best life.)

Cochran says he has a file on a guy that will give Holt huge headlines when he prosecutes.

Hell give Ray the file for a tidy $5 million.

Its every bit as cringeworthy as you might imagine.

Well, hes interested when he hears about Mickeys potentially bulletproof job to get the $4 million.

He doesnt want to work with Mickey, but what choice does he have?

In a nutshell, a lot happened in Federal Boobie Inspector.