And how everyone at home screams at the TV, Use that time for yourself!
Tonight we got theProject Runway All Starsversion of that.
I was yelling: WHO CARES what someone made or didnt make five weeks ago?
Credit: Pawel Kaminski/Lifetime
Who cares what the judges say about other peoples work?
Focus on yourself and your work.
No one listened to me.
Kini was one of my favorites on his season, but this incessant drama is getting old.
And the fact that these adults areactinglike tweens doesnt count.
Ken is praying to baby Jesus that it isnt a conventional challenge and his prayer is answered.
Alyssa brings out Laura Michelle Kelly, the star ofFinding Neverland.
The designers will each be given a classic woman in literature for whom theyll make a modern runway look.
Alexander is making a gown for Cinderella, Kini is creating a denim look for Alice.
Sam is using netting for the Little Mermaid, who I guess we arent allowed to call Ariel?
And Layana wants to do a feminine dress with a print for Belle.
That seems…complicated.
When Zanna comes for her critiques, she tells Layana that theyve seen something like this from her before.
Dont be an old lady!
But I guess we have to talk about it… And Kini just happens to point out that the only person left from those saves is Sam.
That could be chalked up to a simple observation, but then he says, Bye, girl.
That sets Sam off and he says, Ive also won two challenges.
How many have you won, Kini?
Then it essentially devolves into them comparing their wieners wins.
and went to the final runway.
Then he says something about how Sam should stop talking unless he wants to keep getting shut down.
Ill just keep shutting you down on the runway, Sam counters.
The room disperses, but Layana and Ken are still in there.
CAN THIS BE OVER NOW?
Kinisays he made a look for Alice to go to a denim tea party.
I have no idea what a denim tea party is, but okay.
Georgina agrees; she likes the strict front and playfulness of the back.
Kesha says its like a fashion mullet.
Im not sure Im a fan of mullets the hair or fashion kind.
Georgina says his execution isnt as strong as it should be, that the sleeves are off in length.
And Brad just wishes she had done something more simple.
Her jumpsuit achieves that yet has a runway aspect to it, as well.
Alyssa loves the duality of it, and Georgina thinks it looks regal and fresh at the same time.
Georgina says Cinderella is young, but this look is sophisticated and old.
Brad says its the year of the booty (did you all know this?)
and the back is shaped weird and missing the mark.
Im SO over this pettiness.
(I mean, you’re free to tell me if you really want.)
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