And who might this terrifying, reckless driver be?
Noel Kahn, of course.
I was just about to tweet Noooo!
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a thousand times in memory of Caleb…until Hanna woke up.
Fun trick,PLL!
(Although dont get me wrong, I amrelieved.)
This doesnt exactly explain how Hanna knew Alis secret about the sorority girl, which seems to be true.
Maybe she acquired some psychic powers from that cattle prod in the torture barn?
Honestly, ifsomethinggood came of her time there, it would be pretty nice.
In the real world, Hanna keeps making sure Calebs okay, but he still is.
And then he apparently gets all the Liars new phones.
(Who wants to take bets as to how quickly A.D. finds their numbers?
I wish theyd gotten together.)
Meanwhile, Ali and Emily both find themselves back at Rosewood High in strange ways.
because she has no money, thanks to Archer.
And Emily runs into Principal Hackett at the Brew, who recommends she apply for Rosewoods open swim-coach position.
Its apparently a prank, but its so vicious I first assumed she must have been hallucinating.
Nope, just some evil kids whofor some reasonknew about As uniform?
Emily, meanwhile, runs into an old face on the way to her interview: Paige is back!
So, does she have an ulterior motive?
Wonder if that car accident was A-related?
But when they get there, it turns out this isthatDr.
Cochrans daughter, and the only advice shell give them is to stay far away from her father.
The first time was when she had Charles, which he says he gave to Marys sister, Jessica.
(Aria stupidly interrupts to whisper Charlotte to Spencer.
Yeah, Aria, we got that.)
So basically, it was last seen alive, and no one knows where it is now.
And he doesnt remember if it was a boy or a girl.
She can even pretend to be someone completely different.
But in the end, shes going to want that family more than anything.
You cant deny human nature.
You always return to family in the end.
Boy, if that doesnt sound like the story of Charlotte DiLaurentis herself!
And possibly,probably,A.D.s story, too.
Because she was the only sibling theyd connected with?
Tenacious…underweight…sound familiar?
But theres another interesting element at play.
I warned you bitches.
Do you really want to end up dead?
But before she reached the Ks, Ali flipped past another folder that caught my eye: LISA COCHRAN.
Since no detail on this show is reallythatrandom, I have a hunch this Lisa might be vaguely important.
Now for another familiar face: Hanna gets a visit from Ravenswood favorite Mrs. Grunwald!
Hanna, obviously remembering both her dream and her super fun torture-barn experience, is very disturbed.
Hannas glass drops to the floor and shatters, prompting Noel to come over.
Hes certainly sadistic enough for the job.
She calls someone on a cell (old phone or new phone?)
and says, The deals on.
I get you the money, you give me the keys.
And then you forget you ever heard from me.
My name, the location, this number, all of it.
The less you know about this, the better.
Caleb asks to come with, Hanna says no, and they have a poignant hug goodbye.
Is Hanna losing her mind?
And if not, what could she possibly be planning?
