is getting to be a very strange mix of old and new.
We open with Spencer and Caleb waking up in a blissfully sun-soaked bedroom after their night of passion.
Its not called that, but I refuse to call it The Radley.
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Hanna decides to get really crazy and REPLY TO A.
Do I know you?
And in a bizarre turn of events, A replies: Yes.
(But sans emoji.
Another reason this A is weird: They seem less threatening and more…asking for help?
Tell me who it belongs to.
And white guysdoplay golf, so Aria enlists Emily to help her investigate.
Emily doesnt want to do it: Breaking and entering, she says.
Aria says, Its not like were stealing anything.
Aria, she literally just said the crime is just BREAKING in and ENTERING the apartment.
That IS the crime.
But okay, do it.
Theyre not really sure what to do when Aria gets inside Do we text a photo to Sara Harvey?
Just when you forget someone exists on this show, here they come a-murderin.
New relationship not feeling so light and fun anymore, is it?
Caleb, with Spencers permission, decides to go out and visit Toby (and confess his sins).
Ah, so the house wasnt a Ryan-Gosling-in-The Notebook-like project to win Spencer back its actually for Yvonne?
Toby even takes one long, heartbroken glance at Caleb as he walks back into his trailer.
Does Hanna really want to marry Jordan if she hasnt set a date?
Jordan arrives (Hanna picks him up in Lucass Jag.
This is not real life!
Yeah, thats sort of the way to look at it, Jordan.
(I am really, really loving the onscreen texts, though.)
Did FREEFORM put them up to this?
Theyre really hitting us over the head with this millennials dont vote but they should thing.
Yvonne is sweet in a way that doesnt even seem fake and gives Spencer a hug when they meet.
Sorry, I come from a family of huggers!
So, the polar opposite of the Hastings house?
When Yvonne goes to deal with a parking ticket, Spencer and Toby catch up quickly.
Spencer assures him that she is.
Meanwhile, Aria and Emily are trying to figure out what to do about Arias dad.
Aria calls him and says, This cant wait, and still, he hangs up on her.
Good to know you might count on your dad in a crisis.
He has glasses and an old face.
This is not good.
None of this is good.
Thats not suspicious at all!
Aria checks, and Byron doesnt have lucky No.
A clearly wants to be found or doesnt care about being found.
I hide in plain sight.
Okay, so between this text and the Yes answer to Do I know you?
it seems like we should know who A is now, right?
Are Ezra and Byron hiding out together?
Whats she doing in there?
Uh, Ill take Building a Lair for $300, Alex, Hanna says.
I dont think shes wrong.
Theres something that I need to tell you.
Also: ALERT!!
He walks by, clearly hearing Arias conversation.
Okay, I know its a mask, but the peeling rubber kind are so disgusting.
And this person really gives me the creeps.
As you know because Ive said creep 17 times.
What app did they use to get these bootleg emojis?
Are the real ones too cute or something?
And whats scarier: a doll mask or a peeling old man face mask?
