: Christina Aguilera and Bruce Willis are togetheror at least share a house.

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: Jack Sparrow is marrying Khaleesi in the “Game of Thrones” series finale.

Please God, No!: Christina Aguilera and Bruce Willis are together—or at least share a house.

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Is their follow-up project ‘‘Pirates of the Narrow Sea’’?

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: Kevin James is the latest James Bourne

Episode 1: Apparently 2017 is the year of Kevin James.

Please God, No!: Jack Sparrow is marrying Khaleesi in the “Game of Thrones” series finale.

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No word on the status of “Paul Blart 3.”

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Yeah, That Sounds About Right: America is down to only 8 companies.

Please God, No!: Kevin James is the latest James Bourne

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vs. Tupac look tame.

What could have kicked off the discontent between the two seemingly-chill actors?

And more importantly, are you Team Morgan or Team Shailene?

Please God, No!: The Pulitzers are now awarded to listicles

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Jury’s out on this one.

Yeah, That Sounds About Right: The Cubs win a World Series!

Here’s to a bright future of legislative deadlock!

Yeah, That Sounds About Right: America is down to only 8 companies.

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What other fast food dreams could come true in 2017In-N-Out burgers on the east coast?

Would Be Super Awesome: George R.R.

Would Be Super Awesome: Seems “Twin Peaks 2.0” gets at least two seasons.

Yeah, That Sounds About Right: Morgan Freeman and Shailene Woodley are feuding

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Who knew he had such an eye for fashion?

That would be a red carpet campaign worth following closely.

Yeah, That Sounds About Right: Bill Belichick is engaged in Robotgate—denies Patriots are using robots instead of human players

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Yeah, That Sounds About Right: The Cubs win a World Series!

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Yeah, That Sounds About Right: Breathe easy, Senators Boxer and McCain, you hold on to your seats through the 2016 election cycle

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Yeah, That Sounds About Right: Elton John owns Chik-fil-A

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Would Be Super Awesome: LeBron James goes back to Miami

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Would Be Super Awesome: George R.R. Martin apparently finishes his A Song of Ice and Fire series

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Would Be Super Awesome: Seems “Twin Peaks 2.0” gets at least two seasons.

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Would Be Super Awesome: Shia LaBoeuf is designing wedding dresses and rings, and they ain’t cheap

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Would Be Super Awesome: Nicki Minaj throws shade at Jesse Eisenberg at the BAFTAs

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Would Be Super Awesome: Jaden Smith stars in “Hitch 2: Son of a Hitch”

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