Tandy finds out Todd’s (delicious) secret. And that time is now. Last week ended with Todd happily entering a house and declaring, Daddys home. Credit: Ray Mickshaw/Fox Now it all makes sense why Todd was keeping this house a secret from the rest of the group. Phil eats them, but thats just because Phil wants to get in Carols bedazzled pants. And now theres bacon. Plenty of actual meat! I rest my case....
Carol tries to get pregnant with Mike’s baby Phil and Carol are married. Theyve had sex tons of it. Theyve fought and made up; theyve traveled across the country and back. Credit: Ray Mickshaw/Fox And yet, they havent said I love you to each other. Or maybe theyre just thatimmature. Mike is, like the rest of us, shocked. Because this whole situation isnt bonkers enough as is, Phil also decides to officiate Carol and Todds wedding....
It all begins when Carol tells Phil, I need you to masturbate. These drawings, she promises, are full of highly erotic women. None of them are dressed, uh, provocatively. Credit: Ray Mickshaw/Fox None of them seem to excite Phil the way he would like them to. Oh, Carol, sweet Carol. A Masturbatorium is no place for baby photos! ), and Phil starts to feel guilty. Also feeling guilty: Todd. Wonder if Phil would still be such a fan of Todd after this?...
Their war kicks off after Mike shaves all the hair off one side of Phils body. You look like two different serial killers, Erica observes. Now that Im used to it, it doesnt look half-bad! Credit: Kevin Estrada/Fox Basically, this style is great fodder for a bunch of A+ lines. Phil is Gus Fring. Actually, he might beworsethan Gus Fring, because the whole half-hairy, half-bald thing is surprisingly disturbing. 4.Phil throws a bunch of poison ivy in Mikes sleeping bag....
A birth tears the crew apart and then brings them back together. Blue cigars for everyone! They eventually agree to but only because Tandy claims hell shut up if they do. Credit: Kevin Estrada/Fox Its not exactly surprising, and its not exactly disappointing thanks to Phils persistent crabbiness throughout this season. Remember when he was the stud who showed up and knew how to fix everything? Werent those days great?...
This time, though, that man is Mike. Most astronauts probably look forward to returning to Earth. Mike does not have any of that to look forward to. Credit: Kevin Estrada/Fox He also spews multiple insults at Mike, a tactic that somehow works. His big brother gets moving again and eventually comes across a sailboat. Its still not land, but its something. (Im from Florida, so I do.) From this interaction alone, it seems like they could have a lovely friendship....
Phil mysteriously collapses, putting a pause on his (increasingly successful) redemption tour. Melissa isnt the only one feeling this week, apparently. Part of Melissas change of heart came from the Secret Santa gift exchange Carol organized. Credit: Estrada/FOX Carol is, as always, scarily enthusiastic about it, and about the holidays in general. Later, Melissa receives customized, bedazzled (of course!) Hes succeeding with the first part. Phil ends up ditching the diamond and instead gifts Erica with ultrasound equipment to see her baby....
Gail tries her hand at surgery Well, Gaildidsay she’s not a doctor. As last week’s episode foreshadowed, Phil is very, very sick with appendicitis, to be exact. And as Gail learns, the only way to treat appendicitis is to remove the appendix. Credit: Kevin Estrada/FOX There’s a “100-percent chance,” she says, the patient will die. It’s obviously risky, or else Mike would have probably tried it out years ago. So that’s what he does....
Actually, hes a full-out friggin jerk once he realizes that Mikes getting more attention than he is. See, Mike is thecoolbrother. Hes the one who went to space and who got with Christine, Phils onetime crush. Credit: Ray Mickshaw/Fox Apparently Mike left for space right after, meaning the two never had a chance to make up. Everyone quickly takes to the nickname, including Carol: Theres my sexy skidmark! she coos before getting in bed with him....
Phil is currently in the elation stage of that process. Sadly, that stage isnt going to last long. This episode doesnt exactly end well, though it does begin with a celebration. Credit: Adam Taylor I still cant believe Im not sterile, Phil cheers after finding out that Carol is indeed pregnant. You didnt masturbate too much after all! Its all interrupted when Gail busts in and claims that she just saw a flying record player....
It could be heartbreaking; instead, its hilarious. More funerals could use an unintentional pick-me-up like this. No, this isnt what he would have wanted, Tandy responds. Credit: Kevin Estrada/Fox But this is what he deserved. To Erica, thats disrespectful. Hell, to anyone, that comes off as disrespectful. As they say, a funeral is really for the living, anyway. If anyone gets knocked down and gets back up again, its Tandy....
Vin Diesels Kaulder finds himself chained up in the latest clip from Breck EisnersThe Last Witch Hunter. The Last Witch Hunterstars Diesel as an immortal tasked with protecting humanity from the terrifying supernatural elements. Soon, hes pitted against a familiar foe the Witch Queen. And while this 800-year-old can kick plenty of butt, Belial warns he has run out of time. He is the most hardened and deadliest soldier due to his immortality, Diesel told EW during arecent interview....
Showrunners Jeff and Jackie Schaffer talk about tomorrow night’s final episode Warning! This article reveals the identity of theLeaguefinales super-secret guest star. In week 16, you cant just join another site; they are completely screwed. Credit: Byron Cohen/FX The only way they can make it right is a one-week, all-in Shiva-bowl. Highest score gets the Shiva, lowest score gets the Sacco. The other things that are up for grabs? Theyre not just playing for the Sacco or the Shiva....
