Read ahead for The Most Dramatic Slack Chat Ever. Lets start right off with Bens first one-on-one of the night with Lauren B. … to the middle of nowhere … where theres a random hot tub in a field. Credit: Rick Rowell/ABC How did you guys think that went? About time we start stepping it up on the show. At least the hot tub had a view this time (and no Kevin Hart)....
I get that its hard, Ben told EW during ABCs Television Critics Association press party on Saturday. So when anybody brings something up to me I appreciate that. ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: You made it through premiere week! Credit: Rick Rowell/ABC How were you so patient with Lace that first night? Patience is how you should confront any situation. Why keep the twins? That cannot end well. They both intrigue me and impress me....
I do think that Amy Schumer and I have a little thing, Harrison said. There was, if not a little, maybe a lot of sexual tension built up. And I dont think it was just me reading into it. Credit: Adela Loconte/WireImage, Andrew Toth/FilmMagic Added Harrison, I think she was reaching out to me. Im excited about where this could go. This could be a match made in heaven. This could be myBachelormoment....
We read their bios so you don’t have to. We’ve read all of their bios and pulled out the information you should probably know, ahead. In other words, she knows theexact sizeof her tattoo. Craig Sjodin/ABC Also, she definitely made up that hometown. Also, she was on season 2 ofBachelor in Paradise. Also, I still don’t know anything about her. Craig Sjodin/ABC I think we found our night-one drunk! She and Chris Soules almost started an incredibly mundane life together....
The vast majority of the population is really bad at first impressions. Onions and pomegranates look alike (to some). And most recently, steroids are bad. Credit: ABC/Rick Rowell (Who knew?!) Outside, Chad and Daniel are exploring their shared passion… for working out. Also, with those addition skills, how many calories do we think he actually ate the other night? Harrison explains that there will be three dates this week: one group date and two one-on-one dates....
Now, Chads a man, and hes never lost sight of his goal. The bad news for Chad? Yet somehow, by the time Chad reaches the house, he realizes his wrongdoing. He then tells Evan to leave him alone and theyll be good. So obviously this guy studied apologizing in college. Now can we have a pool party … like? What she isnt prepared for is blood. No, Chad doesnt punch anyone....
Do we think protein shake is code for vodka, because that would explain so much. We start the week at the Westlake Village Inn, where JoJo is staying? Well, those days are no more. Credit: ABC/Rick Rowell Now, JoJo has to resort to leaning on publicly recycled balconies. There are roses on all the dates, so good luck, dudes! Not surprisingly, JoJo wants to heat things up. (Hot is her favorite word, after all....
(Although, the real irony would be her saying I love you to two people.) Again, arecord-settingsecond two-on-one. ITS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. Credit: ABC/Veronica Gambini Also, fun fact: Someone in this group of men thinks no mas means no good. Besame, muchacho, she makes it quite obvious that she wants Wells to buck up and kiss her. (Also, I think she meant besame mucho. Or else shes real serious and telling Wells, KISS ME, BOY!...
JoJo travels the country to meet the families of her final four suitors Welcome to hometowns week, everybody! Lets get to it! Divorce is when two married people decide not to be married anymore. Credit: ABC/Michael LeGrand And in some very rare cases, divorce doesnt kill all the love in the whole wide world. So while JoJo desperately yearns for some sort of sidewalk/path, Ill let you wrap your head around that....
So imagine my surprise when that angry little man was not only still around, but still pretty angry. And by bus, they mean a private bus where the guys can spread out. So its really not at all what youd expect. Credit: Veronica Gambini/ABC As Alex sees it, this one-on-one time isnt about him falling for JoJo. Its really about JoJo getting her chance to fall forhim, because, how could she not?...
Not what you were expecting? Well, this show never is. Remember when she wore a unicorn mask to meet a man? Credit: ABC/Rick Rowell And then there was that CLASSIC moment when ABC tried to kill her with a helicopter. So now that JoJo is thoroughly depressed, lets help her find love, shall we?! The good news is that JoJo is moving forward with her life. Long story short, all of the women encourage JoJo to kiss men on night one....
JoJo narrows the field from four men to two with a trip to Thailand Oh, Luke. And now, its another JoJo whos going to repeat the sentiment. Its not about you right now, JoJo. Then, before getting in the limo, he apologizes to her. Furthermore, shes ready for some exotic overnight dates that will hopefully lead to some clarity. You never know, she mightve forgotten about that when they switched time zones....
(Somewhere, Jeffrey Dahmer ispissedthat his titles been taken.) But like all great tyrants, Chad doesnt go down without a fight. So when he knocks on the door, its Daniel who answers. Credit: ABC Id say theres a 70-percent chance Daniels genuinely oblivious when he asks Chad, How was your date? But whatever is not in Chads extensive vocabulary. Instead, he decides Jordan is the problem. But as Jordan leads all the men away from the drama, Chad twirls his way out....
