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Lets call it out: This week is rough everyone. Why this needs to be explained to a grown teenager, no one knows. With the congratulations in order, Joshua demands a car. Credit: Bravo Meanwhile, Dolores deals with her own son troubles. Frankie has had his license for some time now, but he never seems to be home. Joe Gorga has the opposite problem in his household. Melissa is now an independent businesswoman with her Envy boutique, but Joe doesnt like how often shes gone....

Melissa packs four bags worth of essentials, blowing Teresas one bag out of the water. The sisters-in-law take a pit stop at Dolores house to load their five bags into her car. Meanwhile, Siggy and Jacqueline combine their powers and head out on the road. Credit: Bravo The ladies clink their glasses to toast a great trip and Dolores offers a few words of wisdom. When you make plans, God laughs at you, says Dolores....

What says cozy fires and white snow more than friendships crumbling? The two meet at a local restaurant, kisses are exchanged, and the breakdown of the fight begins. Joe is my friend, spats Jacqueline, but Melissa trumps her with and hes my husband. Credit: Bravo Ashlee joins the Lauritas for a family dinner with longtime boyfriend Pete in tow. Jacqueline instantly becomes a puddle (most likely kicking herself for not letting this sweet man speak earlier)....

Teresa gets a shakedown, but nothing else has really changed. What is the point of prison: to punish or to reform? You might ask the same question about Teresa Checks In. Credit: Bravo The Gorgas are certainly pushing the redemption angle hard, with Joe Gorga insisting that things are changing now. But so far, its hard to believe that the Giudices have learned any major lessons. After all, for Teresa, whats really important is ensuring that the family still eats off Gucci plates....

The family visits Teresa in prison and contemplates what they’ve learned. Teresa Giudice gets out of prison on December 23, 2015. Lessons have been learned. Credit: Bravo The family has gotten stronger. Sprinkle cookies almost broke Teresa and Melissa apart for good, so how can prison really bring them together? Whenever theyre in front of the cameras, the Gorgas insist that theyre heartbroken over Teresas incarceration. (Its just weird without Teresa, is a phrase Melissa utters about once every other commercial break....

It felt like a bad dream all of it, narrates Teresa Giudice. She is, of course, referring to her incarceration. All of thisDateline-meets-20/20footage acts as a guidepost to the Dec. 23 prison release of the housewife. Credit: Bravo But before we can get to the homecoming, we instead have to jump back two weeks. Queue the theme song, grab a cannoli, and pick your favorite tagline: Season 7 starts now....

If you punch links we provide, we may receive compensation. Coney Island visitors can share a hot dog with Jacqueline Laurita as she is, Going for the record! The new season ofThe Real Housewives of New Jerseypremieres Sunday, July 10 on Bravo. Credit: Bravo Check out the list below to see all of the areas in the U.S. getting a Snapchat geofilter. Bravo Bravo Bravo Bravo

Tipsy girls, skinny girls, what’s the real difference? TipsyGirlGate is far from over, you guys. Or cocktail, as the case may be. and their conversation is going to be beyond awkward. They agree that Sonjas pulling some major B.S. with the Tipsy Girl title idea; Ramona even offers up her knife to make the final friendship cut. But Bethenny promises its going to be a clean break. Heres my mantra in life: I dont f with anybody....

Luann does the walk of shame, and Dorinda still believes in Santa The greatest season inReal Housewiveshistory continues. Thats like the equivalent ofHamiltongetting record Tony noms. No, of course, I mean Johns bizzaro party at his dry cleaner for Malan Breton fromProject Runway. Credit: Bravo But the priority is talking about the tragic Madame Paulettes party. So two ladies arent invited to Bethennys fish egg fiesta: Sonja and Luann. These two roomies instead head out to a midtown restaurant to also dissect the dry cleaning party disaster....

Bethenny faces a health crisis while the other women attend a dog wedding. Lately, theHousewivesfranchise are like accidentally tuning in for an episode ofChicago Med. Now, Jules has a scrape on her vagina and Bethenny is profusely bleeding out of her lady area. Credit: Bravo Bravo may need its own official doctor and someone whos not Terry Dubrow. Im guessing shes in the Hearst family, but her actual importance is never really laid out....

ANDY COHEN SPEAKS THE TRUTH. Its basically like an episode of24with fur vests and vaginal rejuvenation. Bethenny and Luann are still in their Who-Invented-Skinnygirl fight. It sorta ends and it seems like everything is fine. Then Bethenny calls Luann a plastic f doll, which doesnt really seem like theres water under the bridge. Then, the battle royale begins. I mean I have seen fights on this show before. But this is like nothing I have seen before....

Ramona celebrates her birthday and now owns the color red This season ofRHONYis SO. This might be one of the best ever. It also just makes the terribleness ofRHOBHsoooooo apparent. Credit: Bravo WHAT MORE CAN YOU WANT? The episode opened with Bethenny packing Brynn for some sort of trip. Its unclear where shes going. But Bethenny does not allow Brynn to check her luggage. That tiny lady has to roll her own bag....

Lets just say, this ship is about to crash and burn spectacularly… Talk about man overboard! Sonja sucks it up Look, we all know Sonja Morgan is a walking hyperbole. She exaggerates like its her job (which it kind of is, right? Credit: Bravo Way harsh, Tom. This was all a matter of mere months ago, by the way. The next day, though, shes got something to say. Dont flash me with your ring and blind me....