And this is a genre that includes the Property Brothers. The rage against Faye among the Housewives has been building for the past six seasons. Obviously, Camille unleashed her own dislike for her at the Alison DuBois dinner from hell. Credit: Bravo Lisa Vanderpump has had a couple of run-ins with Resnick that have been unpleasant. All of this came to a head at a faux-BBQ that Kyle threw at her house....
Lisa Vanderpump takes the girls to the Hamptons, and Lisa Rinna sells some cute cardigans Happy New Year! Heres to a 2016 full of more miniature animals!!! Sadly, there are no shrunken creatures in the most recent episode ofRHOBH. Credit: Bravo But there is a trip to the Hamptons. Who knows what kind of magical unicorns exist in those wine-filled acres? Anyway, we begin with Kyle preparing to pack for the Hamptons trip....
Its very nice almost as cute as Kathryns hot husband. Theyre real proud of their stove that has rock that came from Jerusalem. I guess thats what people talk about when they live in mansions on acres of land in San Diego. Credit: Bravo One aspect of the house that ALL the ladies seem to love is Kathryns infrared sauna. Im not really sure how this differs from a regular sauna except for the fact that it sounds semi-scary....
They appear to be quite problematic and pregnant donkeys can easily pass for them. Does the UN know about this?!? Basically this episode could have been titled Tiny Horses & Huge Hats those were the recurring themes. Then, Lisa and Ken boarded a helicopter and headed off to Monaco as one does. Erikas husband, a big time lawyer, apparently knows David Foster and thats how the gals became friends. Knowing Yolanda, Im guessing she invited Erika over to the Malibu compound for lemon picking....
Stick with me for a moment. I mean, I dont have a super-sexy alter ego. I look terrible in leotards. Credit: Bravo I dont have an older husband named Tom. But we have other important similarities. Were both surrounded by gays. I like fancy things. And we both swear a lot. Even if were not twins, shes my current favorite onRHOBH. Sadly, Bravos talented marketing department led me astray. It was another snoozer....
Erika Jayne finally performs, and Eileen reveals her bags are janky! Thank God for Erika Jayne. But at least we have an excellent distraction with the first live performance of Dame Erika Jayne. Credit: Bravo More on that in a bit… Its likeThe Revenantbut in a Beverly Hills salon with cotton robes. Apparently it reduces inflammation, which, after giving her the elevator eyes, Yolanda says Lisa suffers from. Its a little less dramatic though....
Lisa Vanderpump plays with balls, and Lisa Rinna celebrates a birthday. Lisa admits she never sees Brandi anymore. Lisa Rinna, my spirit animal, is seen at home welcoming an Oprah producer to her house. Credit: Nicole Weingart/Bravo She weirdly is wearing tights that almost match his striped shirt. So shes filming a segment for OprahsWhere Are They Now,which Rinz considers the ultimate. I mean its not an Oscar, but okay lets just go with it....
What do we learn? Theyre just like us! Granted, their curb is about a mile from their front door. Credit: Bravo It seems that Jacqueline misunderstood Teresas reminders of existence as actual olive branches. Yeah.So anyway, Melissa is busy with her retail business. Feeling high on her Envy business, Melissa decides to stop by Teresas house to visit the screaming family. Even Dolores parents agree that the BFF relationship between the exes is a powerful thing....
When last we saw the ladies, they were listening to Teresa reveal the Sisterhood of the Fishy Pants. Of course, every party has to end, and life goes on. Business ventures may be booming, but the Real Housekids of Jersey are not taking any notice. Credit: Bravo Meanwhile, Siggy sat down with Jacqueline to share similar child-rearing frustrations. Siggys daughter, Sophie, spends too much time on her phone (and this is pre-Pokemon Go!...
After all, if they were best friends once, why cant they be again? All my businesses went to s, says Teresa (she said it, not me!) during the yuletide photo shoot. Credit: Bravo Amidst the festoonery was a lot of Put your chin up, Dad! and Shut the hell up, stupid! Ah, the holidays. Brother Joe enters the scene, ready to escort the hot commodity and her family to the Gorga home....
We begin this week, though, with a ritual of peace. Shockingly (or not), Melissas kiddos are walking in New York Fashion Week (again)! Dolores and her familys dog, Boo, seem to be worse for wear. Credit: Bravo Sweet Boo is experiencing kidney failure, leaving the family considering what to do to alleviate the pets pain. In response, Dolores ex-husband, Frank, pointedly dubs her The Grim Reaper. This is confirmed by a grainy photo showing a greased-up Frank in nothing but a speedo....
Im getting ahead of myself though, so lets jump in to go over every little detail. Jacqueline is retaliating against Siggy and Dolores for not leaving Vermont when she did by ghosting them on text. But before we get into the Vermont retrospective, lets talk Melissa. Credit: Bravo Its nice to see how dedicated she is to her job… of moonlighting as a Pink impersonator. Meanwhile, we get a closer look into Joe Gorgas feelings on Teresas husband....
What is she doing on the big one? So jokes on you, mister! Siggy meets up with Dolores to go over the last minute details before the kitchen-warming party later that week. Credit: Bravo Fighting would be less awkward. Chris doesnt see this as a problem and the two begin to get heated over it all. However, Chris decides to take a higher road to keep things cool, and thankfully, Joe agrees....
