Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Ken Marino to play the new captain

Within minutes, he died like he managed: Efficiently. In swooped the Vulture (Dean Winters) to rule with an iron, douche-y fist. But fortunately, Capt. Credit: Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic; Eddy Chen/Fox Peralta (Andy Samberg) after a death threat from the yet-to-be-seen Figgis. All of which is to say: Were getting another new captain of the Nine-Nine this fall. And Ken Marino is the man for that job. Marinos character who simply goes by the chill name of C....

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 113 words · Stephanie Allen

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The 9 best lines from 'The Bureau'

Holt enlists his old colleague and doppelganger to help crack the Figgis case Ah, Capt. So stoic, so steadfast. So literal, so logical. Credit: Fox So monotone, so monolithic. His favorite color is tan because it is no-nonsense. He calls his mother Your honor. And he prefers to obtain sustenance via nutrition bricks. No one else quite like him, right? Suddenly we were seeing double, and our pleasure was increased by a similar amount....

May 1, 2025 · 3 min · 487 words · Elizabeth Powell

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The 9 best lines from Adrian Pimento

Adrian Pimento (a.k.a. Rafi fromThe League, a.k.a. Dennis Feinstein fromParks and Recreation, a.k.a. Credit: John P. Fleenor/Fox Jason Mantzoukas, who will be guest-starring in four episodes). Worse yet, it seemed like he may still be working for the Butcher. (Fine, that last one has nothing to do with anything; its just super creepy.) That is, a bagger at a grocery store. (His unbottled anger at cashier Maggie? Adrian Pimento felt a bit like a set-up episode (Can Jake tame and trust Adrian?...

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 331 words · Andrew Gibson

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The 9 best lines from Cheddar

Other times, its a drug ring. (The term Giggle Pig, as uttered by Holt, will probably never not be funny.) Last week, it was a basic B&E. Credit: John P. Fleenor/Fox Jake acted rather matter-of-factly about taking on such responsibility; Amy was intensely intimidated. (She is what the Internet sometimes refers to as a Holt fan.) Soon, the Nine-Nine detectives were on the case to find the little guy. Adrian ultimately blinked and ran away, fearing intimacy at this confused stage of his life....

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 249 words · Monica Guerrero DDS

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The 9 best lines from Into the Woods

In the end, Rosa (and Holt!) had a good cry, not-Fun Terry had a good fall into a pit (hole! ), and Amy had some unfortunate luck in the NYPD mini-Shark Tank. Credit: Fox Also: Rosa landed a good, funny punch in Scullys stomach zone. And remember, you have the right to remain well-lit. So I smash through the window feet first, theres glass everywhere, and I say, Hey there....

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 261 words · Pamela Mcintyre

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The 9 best lines from Karen Peralta

explained to him that this was her decision (mistake?) While the episode entertainingly brought Jakes parents together, it kept the rest of the cast apart. Which it did, and everyone got to see it. Credit: John P. Fleenor/Fox Thats… my penis?) And that, glorious turd monsters, isHow Amy Met Jakes Mother. I wouldnt say Imvery good. I mean, deaf people theyre the real talents. Amy to Jake and Karen, when he says that shes very good at lip-reading...

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 225 words · Jonathan Lyons

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The 9 best lines from The 9-8

Jake and Charles partner up with Damon Wayans, Jr. Indeed, it was Swert! all the way through the episode. Credit: John P. Fleenor/Fox ), the vitriol was bubbling over in all sorts of amusing ways. Who would act so coldly? A man whosecretly sent a precious wooden duck tumbling to its death, thats who. Maybe there was a repair kit in that 1970s-era mystery suitcase from the cold open? What was in it?...

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 320 words · Jonathan Lynch

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The 9 best lines from the Die Hard-referencing 'Yippie Kayak'

Make that a hostage situation in a sealed-off building on Christmas Eve. Charles and Gina had their moments to shine, too. (John McClane would not approve). Credit: John P Fleenor (Its what she does.Every. for the holiday but sprang back into action after receiving a call from Jake that was part Help! but mostly Oh my god, the coolest thing is happening right now! (One offensive comment too many finally landed the Vulture in a garbage can....

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 353 words · Melissa Reynolds

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The 9 best lines from The Oolong Slayer

It’s tea-time for Jake and Holt as they pursue a creepy killer Bosses are the worst. And the worst can bring out the best in you. And although Wuntch continued to neuter Capt. Credit: John P. Fleenor/Fox Meanwhile, the Vulture misogynistically tasked Amy and Rosa with throwing him a party. (Was having the Vulture perform at his own event really a stroke of evil genius, though? And he deserved a much worse fate on his way out....

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 314 words · Catherine West

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The 9 best lines from The Swedes

Want to head over to thewild sideand relive the best lines of The Swedes? From context, I believe it means, Proudly uneducated.' Soren to Agneta, when she says she doesnt know the term samesies that Jake used 8. Credit: John P. Fleenor/FOX The hot blond guy fromTrue Blood? Jake to Rosa 6. Dingo, Et Cetera. That would be one of the names: Et Cetera. Gina to Neil deGrasse Tyson, when he asked her why she was taking an astronomy class...

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 189 words · Jeffrey Aguilar

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The 9 funniest lines from Maximum Security

Where to go from there? (Also not good: He had a man inside the FBI helping him with said dastardly deed.) Never you mind that. Credit: John P. Fleenor/FOX The point is that s is getting deep on the show. Like deeper than the Oolong Slayer. In the wrong hands every card is like a throwing star.). Get some!). ; okay, now shes returning to her feeling-free zone), the sentiment was there....

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 245 words · Nicole Mitchell

Brooklyn: Emory Cohen on his transformative, romantic role as Tony

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: What attracted you toBrooklynand to Tony in particular? EMORY COHEN:I wanted to do a love story. I had never done that before. Credit: Kerry Brown/Twentieth Century Fox Tony is so sweet and its clear he really cares about Eilis. How did you bring out the romantic in him? I thought of him like a dog, an obedient dog who loves his owner. Fox Searchlight Pictures I tried to see if I could capture that myself....

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 379 words · Ashley Wilson

Brooklyn: Exclusive photos of Saoirse Ronan, Domhnall Gleeson, Emory Cohen

The images speak to Eilis dilemma, showing her with both love interests. I wouldnt blame her either way, Ronan says of her characters decision. Plus, there are some shots that give a behind-the-scenes look at the filming process. Credit: Kerry Brown It is a beautiful film, Ronan says of the broader work. I dont say that kind of stuff lightly. Kerry Brown Kerry Brown Kerry Brown Kerry Brown Kerry Brown

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 70 words · James Mora