Steve Martin/Alec Baldwin
It made sense in theory.
But the result was a mishmash, with Martin’s lackadaisical delivery playing awkwardly alongside Baldwin’s antic energy.
(The “30 Rock” star looked visibly nervous at times.)

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Neil Patrick Harris
“What’s in the box?”
That’s the question Harris hoped you were asking watching the 2015 Oscars.
But despite a musical number showing off his stage talents, Harris mostly stumbled on the Academy stage.

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It was a long joke without a punchline.
To counterbalance, Hathaway brought enough energy for five hosts.
That didn’t happen.

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Stewart’s problem might have been that he didn’t let that sensibility shine through enough.
It’s only gotten more timely!
But give MacFarlane credit: His Bob-Hope-as-a-spoiled-12-year-old persona was a genuinely transgressive departure from the typical putting-on-airs host mentality.

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In fact, studio accountants have never had to work harder to prove nothing made a profit."
“He’s in everything!”
But to quote Homer Simpson: That Jude Law rant was funny because it was true.

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Sean Penn angrily defended Law later in the ceremony.
Surely, anyone who can make Sean Penn angry is doing their job right.
Billy Crystal
Crystal is indisputably the defining Oscar host of the modern era.

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He’s a host that everyone of all ages from anywhere can enjoy.
Which is also a kind way of saying that Crystal is the most inoffensive choice.
So anticipation was high when he returned for his ninth go-round in 2012.

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Unfortunately, Crystal’s reheated-Catskills routine felt crusty at best, lazy at worst.
Sometimes, the ’90s are best left in the ’90s.
Jackman’s parodic song-and-dance number was simply the best opening sequence in recent Oscars history.

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To Peter O’Toole: “Congratulations on your eighth nomination!
You know what they say: Third time’s the charm!”
On her childhood goals: “Most people had a dream of winning an Academy Award.

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I had a dream of hosting.
Let that be a lesson to you kids out there: Aim lower.”
It’s not that we don’t have time for long speeches.

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We don’t have time for boring speeches."
Steve Martin
Put Martin on stage by himself, and the result is pure fizzy perfection.
But it seems like ever since you got caller ID, you’re never home."

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