…It was so uncomfortably boring because there was nothing but pregnant girls and silly car wrecks in it.

…Noise, noise, noise.

Nothing but crash, boom, bang.

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No acting to speak of.

The CGI was cheaply done.

…The dialogue was primarily grunting.

Complaint:Fury Roadhas no story!

Counter: Oh,Fury Roadis loaded with story.

But every character inFury Roaddoes have an arc albeit thinly drawn and each is largely communicated through nonverbal cues.

Its actually pretty ironic:Fury Roadis a film that appears empty of substance a car crash movie!

and yet its stuffed with subtlety.

More than one critic describedFury Roadas a rock opera, and thats precisely correct.

Complaint: The hero is a secondary character!

Counter:Id say Max (played by Tom Hardy) is a co-lead.

Plenty of films have shown indefatigable warrior women kicking butt in spectacular (yet dull) ways.

Furiosa (Charlize Theron) wascrediblenot justincredible.

Complaint: Its one action scene after another!

Counter:Its hand-crafted action.

What you saw in the film is largely what was happening in front of the camera.

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Complaint: Okay, so they did the stunts for real, so what?

Its still just a bunch of action!

Counter:Action that is also meticulously designed, shot and edited.

In other words, comprehensible.

[The editor] attributes this to property planned shots and diligent editing.'

Complaint: Its not Serious and Important.

Counter:What is Serious and Important anyway?