Let’s all go to CorrectiCon
The overcrowding problems at Litchfield just keep getting worse.
It was really fun because it was like, Ooh, I wonder what this will be?
Ah, a brontosaurus rex!
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At least Angie knows how to keep things light.
This episode juggles two main storylines: For one, we finally learn Maritzas backstory, a.k.a.
Maritzas ambitions started small, dating back to when she was working as a waitress in a Miami club.
Be careful, a fellow waitress tells her.
One of Maritzas easy marks, however, is an ACTUAL con-man, and hes impressed by her skills.
So, he comes to her with a business opportunity.
(Um, Im not a prostitute, Maritza tells him.
Not even if the guys kind of hot in a mean dad way.)
The customer thinks shes an employee.
The employee thinks shes a customers wife.
Easy peasy at least until the guards catch him.
Our second main storyline of the episode takes us outside the walls of Litchfield.
Specifically, Caputo heads to a prison conference in Baltimore named I kid you not CorrectiCon.
Taystee continues to be the most relatable character on the entire show.
Danny crashes Lindas presentation with accusations of cost-cutting and human rights violations.
Im finished with a company that refuses to acknowledge what happens when we monetize human beings, Danny yells.
Do you even see yourselves?
Magic lasers and prison ice cream!
This whole thing is a disgusting display of how industry dollars are spent.
Tell em, Danny.
Which is why they both end up hooking up in a CorrectiCon supply closet.
Id watch them solving mysteries together in a CBS procedural any day.
Piper is also trying to maintain her hold on power by wiping out her burgeoning panty competition.
she thinks some of the Latina prisoners are starting a gang.
Hes grateful for the info, but he also informs her that her feminine wiles wont work on him.
Ive had a beard since 10th grade, he tells her.
Two beards, actually: the one on my face and the one I took to junior prom.
Way to go, Piper.
As always, you make things so much better.
