Blanca takes a (smelly) stand against the COs

Well, the Judy/Cindy photo plan worked.

For one, they gave Judy King the perfect damage control for her racist puppet show problem.

Second, the people in charge arent going to be happy about this.

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Thats something a lot of other people are probably wondering, too.

But she finds a loophole: Because she smells from not showering, the guards wont touch her.

She strikes up a flirtation with the womans gardener, Dario (a.k.a.

Diablo), but after sensing their chemistry, the woman fires him.

She claims he distracted Blanca from her job and she would have regretted getting involved with him.

After that, she becomes too scared of Blanca to argue with her.

NEXT: Would you rather not take a shower or eat disgusting things?

Looks like she could be up there for a while.

She decided to get herself sent down there in hopes of finding and helping Sophia Burset.

Once she gets there, though, she sees exactly what shes gotten herself into.

She cant even have her cross in there to comfort her.

Rather than getting angry, Red cries that shes failed her and should have known she was in trouble.

I am not your fault, Nicky tells her while promising that shell get clean.

Lots of other things happened around Litchfield this episode, too.

Piper and Alex pine wistfully for a Shake Shack burger.

Aleida asks Gloria to look after Daya once she gets out of prison.

Finally, we got the most horrifying Would You Rather?

that Ive ever seen.

With a gun to her head.

That sound you just heard is everyOITNBwatcher cringing.