Someone needs to knock him down a peg, preferably as soon as possible.
And in this episode, someone does!
Thats right: Nicky Nichols is back.
Credit: JoJo Whilden/Netflix
Finally, we get an update on how shes been doing and shes not doing great.
When we first see her, shes just earned a sobriety chip.
This valueless piece of crappy plastic really means a lot to me, she tells her fellow AA attendees.
Its an uplifting moment thats immediately undercut when the guards promptly confiscate her sobriety chip.
So yeah, max seems like a pleasant place.
If we thought Sophia was struggling earlier, shes apparently hit rock bottom.
You are a straight white man, she tells him.
You dont get to be a victim, sweetie.
(Which is a saying I think needs plastered everywhere.)
As always, Pipers terrible decisions come back to bite her.
This means the guards are on high alert, and theyre conducting random searches.
Pretty soon, she breaks.
Good job, Piper.
Things are going just great at Litchfield.
Cindy and her roommate Alison set aside their feud by bonding over their shared fascination withGoing Clearand Scientology.
As Taystee puts it, You know whats better than being famous?
Suzannes reply: Pizza.
A really good dream.
Picking a booger a dry one.
Graham cracker and icing sandwiches.
Never change, Suzanne.
