Alex is still wracked with guilt about murdering her would-be assassin.
Ive brought this on myself, Piper tells them.
This is what Ive become.
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I think Ive been trying to win prison, Piper says.
And Ive destroyed peoples lives.
The garden theyre currently sitting in.
So, she surprises Cindy by the porta-potties, planting a big fat kiss on her lips.
Poussey takes the picture, and it looks like Judys racist media problem may soon be solved.
So not only is Linda a profit-hungry corporate drone, but shes a gun-wielding one, too.
Get your act together.
Then you remember: There is no God.
