Alex is still wracked with guilt about murdering her would-be assassin.

Ive brought this on myself, Piper tells them.

This is what Ive become.

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I think Ive been trying to win prison, Piper says.

And Ive destroyed peoples lives.

The garden theyre currently sitting in.

So, she surprises Cindy by the porta-potties, planting a big fat kiss on her lips.

Poussey takes the picture, and it looks like Judys racist media problem may soon be solved.

So not only is Linda a profit-hungry corporate drone, but shes a gun-wielding one, too.

Get your act together.

Then you remember: There is no God.