In the middle of mopping the floors with Morello and Suzanne, Taystee gets called to Caputos office.
Pipers business isnt the only thing coming a bit unhinged.
Adorably, Poussey responds, How about we say were happy and leave it at that?
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This leads into our backstory du jour.
As it turns out, Vinny lives with his parents and younger brother, which he tells Morello.
But thingsareheating up for Caputo!
Caputo calls Linda up, and she suggests they go out for dinner that night.
When Donaldson confronts Caputo, telling him that he now works three jobs and that former C.O.
And theres another face-off going on within Litchfield as well.
Piper doesnt take it well and pulls Maria aside to tell her no.
Things are a lot more cordial between Soso and Judy King.
King agrees and calls Poussey over to her table at lunch.
Poussey is obviously taken aback at the false assumption about her upbringing.
But of course, the heartwarming, romantic moment needs to be undercut by something foreboding.
Or actually, two foreboding things.
Were going to have to kill her, the old woman says matter-of-factly.
