(As was Reginas unhappiness, yet again.
This girlcannotcatch a break.)
But Zelena is distracted and worried because Regina isnt here like she expected.

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Because hes changed by love now, which qualifies him for a babysitting job, I guess.
After Zelena leaves, a distraught King Arthur has the misfortune of meeting the God of the Underworld.
Sorry to see you go.
Because really, anywhere is better than the Underworld.
Well, almost everyone.
Emma isnt in a good place, and I cant blame her.
Merida brings Emma and Charming to Arthurs body, where Emma realizes they need to kill Hades.
Shes probably talking out of revenge grief, but hey, its a solid plan.
Zelena finds Regina and Robin, and Regina demands answers of her sister.
No afterlife, no moving on, no Underworld.
Now, though, he can fix it.
And they can rule Storybrooke together!
Theyre interrupted by a phone call from Rumple, who has found out about Hades return via Emma.
He offers protection in exchange for the crystal.
Robin goes instead, which basically makes more sense anyway, considering hes the father.
Who better to ask about where a king would hide a treasure than a king himself?
They find the book sitting in the hands of a stone gargoyle, a.k.a.
Regina, YOU are my future, he tells her before kissing her in a really sweet exchange.
(Ive watchedLostfor too many years, and I know happy moments like this lead to sad ones.)
(Fat chance with that.)
Zelena tells Emma she cant defeat a god, but Emma shows her the ripped-out pages.
All that does, however, is make Zelena angry that Emmas trying to kill the man she loves.
Hades corners Regina and Robin because of course he does and shows them the Olympian Crystal.
Yes, hes really dead.
And yes, THIS is what true love is if anyone is wondering.
(Emma and Hook should take notes.)
At the cemetery, Emma leaves Hooks flask at his grave before joining the big memorial service for Robin.
Everyone is leaving arrows with roses on his coffin, and Regina realizes they never named the baby.
Well, thats easy, says Zelena, because theres only one name thats fitting: Robin.
Its gender-neutral AND it fits!
Its almost like the writers PLANNED this!
And after everyone leaves, Emma gets the surprise of her life: Hook.
Yes, Hook is back.
(I guess we finally got to see where people go when they go into the light.)
Well, he got the shard of crystal he wanted.
(He digs it out of Hades ashes.)
But what does he REALLY want with it?
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