Getting married as high schoolers?

Getting married as high schoolers when one half of the couple is about to be gone forever?

Still not the greatest plan, but a little more understandable.

A Walk to Remember is just as sappy and sad as any other Nicholas Sparks movie, but it also makes relative sense. Jamie (Mandy Moore)

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Maybe I should just hop on over to her parents' house and see what’s going on.''

all the way to its location, where he asks around until he finds Beth (Taylor Schilling).

Instead, Logan plays clueless and ends up working at her kennel to get closer to her.

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Because that sounds a lot easier than being like, ‘‘Hey, is this you?

In the picture I found?’’

Still: No one would walk from Colorado to Louisiana.

This one is ridiculous mostly because it features Miley Cyrus trying to be a serious actress. Besides that, it’s a fairly drab teenage love story

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That’s what cars, or planes, or trains, are for.

Then, Garret drowns in the water at the movie’s end.

This is tear-bait at its worst (and most obvious).

8. The Longest Ride (2015)

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That same evening, Amanda finds out her son needs a heart transplant so guess whose heart he gets?

Yep, Dawson’s.

How romantic and heartbreaking…and oh-so-contrived.

John (Channing Tatum) and Savannah (Amanda Seyfried) find themselves in a How I Met Your Mother situation when Savannah breaks up with John for Tim

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1.Safe Haven(2013)

Also known as ‘‘The One With the Ghost.’’

Forget mudslides, forget mutual deaths: Katie (Julianne Hough), a.k.a.

Yeah, not so much.

Sure, two people coming back together after spending years apart isn’t all that outlandish. But let’s remember that Noah (Ryan Gosling) sent Allie (Rachel McAdams)

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Classic firework move.)

At first glance, this story doesn’t sound all that strange: boy finds girl’s photo, boy finds girl, boy and girl fall in love. But boy

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This is a movie in which a man and a woman are locked in a bed-and-breakfast during a hurricane. They spend their abundant free time

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The only people who send messages in bottles are starry-eyed kids who want to make faraway friends…and Garret, Kevin Costner’s character in this movie. Theresa

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2. The Best of Me (2014)

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Also known as ‘‘The One With the Ghost.’’ Forget mudslides, forget mutual deaths: Katie, a.k.a. Erin, a.k.a. a woman on the run from her abusive

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