Here are the top 5 loft-iest moments from The Apartment.
Pedrad is always good, so lets focus on the newbies.
Yeah, I mixed up the budget due date.
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I took my contacts out because theyre ugly, so I kind of cant read stuff.
Ill need it tomorrow.
See, shes awful.
She does not take the goodbye well at all and proceeds to give back his work belongings.
Heres your crap, she starts.
When did you see even see that?
And adds, Oh, and yourPure MoodsCD.
This thing makes me want to swim into a boat motor.
Its not a big deal.
Ive been flashed by like seven or eight different people since college.
You guys have been flashed.
Everybodys been flashed countless times, right?
Oh, its just me whos been flashed about 300 times?
You guys have never been flashed?
Not even on like holidays?
Not even like after the Olympics?
His spiel is met by a number ofnos and concern from Schmidt about his close connection with the flasher.
I ran out of things to knit.
I knit a condom.
I pray this was never used.
She adds, I dont leap.
I take small, planned steps, like an arthritic dog.
Eventually, there is resolution.
Rather than turning to new bridesman Winston, Cece and Schmidt talk and admit theyre both afraid.
Also, I think theres another cat.
