Nick sets Schmidt’s bachelor party for Tokyo and turns the loft into an Airbnb to raise the funds.
Hence, the Airbnb goes into full swing.
Here are the loft-iest moments from No Girl.

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Schmidt is moved to tears, as its the perfect place for him.
(Can I come?
That sounds awesome.)
And no Todd, Nick adds.
Aint that always the case?
So he proceeds to read the scene aloud, presumably to work through it.
The scene is so awkward and weird, but delivered by Armisen, its really funny.
(Watch the clip,here.)
Her parents encourage her to perform in front of Schmidt, which makes him so, so uncomfortable.
Honey, no acting.
I have no tolerance.
kindly, Im begging you.
Is that your moment before?
yo dont do that.
That doesnt end well either, as KC immediately breaks up with Winston, who proclaims he needs Jess.
What can I do thats Jess like, she asks.
Do you want some tea or cupcakes or a cute song?
Were going to make a girl cry today!
Wailing ensues, so Winston pops out from behind a bush, feeling very, very satisfied.