Theres a major heat wave going on, and the loftmates are looking for any sort of relief.
Reagan gives it a go, but is clearly not impressed.
Finally we can stop living like people in a beer commercial before the beer shows up, Schmidt says.

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But Nick immediately says, on behalf of himself and everyone else, that they wont be using it.
The cop voices.Cece has an audition, which she decides to flake on.
It turns out shes afraid shes not good enough (sad).
Then, they kiss!
(But like, what happens when Jess returns?
Oh, the drama.)
Schmidt washes his entire body with face wash.Add this to the list of Schmidts quirky habits.
I dont care that its expensive.
Ceces audition.The audition is as terrible as Cece says.
The episode ends with her, super sweaty and drunk, trying out for the role of a broadcaster.
Safe to assume no callback will be happening here.