was finally introduced, and in the biggest story of all Furguson went on an audition.
Here are the top 5 moments from Jeff Day and Helmet.
But the highlights here are the fake backstories Jess and Nick came up with to spin for the salesman.
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You work for the phone company so you call the phones units.
When Nick butchers her backstory, she corrects him, Im a disgraced ice skating sensation.
I got ex-communicated from the sport for protesting that nudie fabric and then I broke my butt.
Its all in the details, and thats where she really goes for the gold.
Whodve thought Winston would beat Schmidt and Cece to the punch?
I want to feel like Im driving a spaceship!
She might be quirky and cute, but apparently shes not one to be messed with.
Not to be defeated, Schmidt steals a script and convinces Winston to take Furguson on an audition.
There, Schmidt covers himself in catnip oil to distract all-star kitty Patches and the other auditionees.
Hes an original, a casting director says.
He makes Patches look like a Culkin brother.
But Nick breaks it and says he doesnt want to get in the way of her and Sam anymore.
