Needless to say, its a non-traditional Thanksgiving, but certainly an amusing one.
Yeah, I was at work though, Winston replies.
Running for a bagel, Schmidt reiterates.

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Robbys the only one who understands my pain, Winston concludes, stubbornly.
Kitchen nightmares.Its Thanksgiving, so you know theres bound to be some kitchen drama.
Where Nick is concerned, it doesnt start out that way.
Hes actually quite good in the kitchen, chopping away as hes super excited with Reagan coming to town.
Of course my hands are dancing.
These knives are a part of me, like that scissorhand guy.
What is his name again?
Is it Rick Snip?
Did you know that she tried to give herself Lyme disease out of solidarity to her fourth grade classmate?
Itd be one thing if you actually had feelings for Jess, but you dont.
Youre just desperate and lonely and youre trying to use her.
You cant use Jess, because she is a dream girl.
Dad, I said a lot of things earlier.
I dont want you to be out of my life.
Talk about a heartfelt moment.
Nick picks it up, but its really hot, so he ends up throwing it against the wall.
There you have it, floor turkey.
After that, Jess goes after Robby because she finally felt the spark that had been missing.
(Mind you, this spark came after Jess had friend zoned Robby.)
He returns, and they all have a nice holiday.
They werent always perfect, but they were memorable.
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