Are you getting your loved one basketball tickets, a salmon dinner, ortresromantic liquid cocaine?
Tonight onNCIS, all three were viable options.
Once everything was calm, de la Rosa was dead.

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Between that and the fingernails, hair, and urine sample, everybodys grossed out.
But what killed him was breathing the wrong mix of oxygen through his personal breather.
Abby demonstrates how anybody in the chamber couldve tampered with his hose when they put it on him.
(This is one-upped by Tonys reaction: 20,000 leagues under the sheets.)
And inside that metal tube, the team members start turning against one another.
Jalen says Meredith came back from the last dive with de la Rosa acting crazy.
Sam brings up Jalens affair with the widow.
So what are they really doing?
The red food coloring would prove that the liquid cocaine hadnt leaked.
Man, shes not messing around.
Sam and Meredith have concluded the murderer was Jalen because they found knives in his belongings.
Jalen denies it and yells, Make them un-tape me!
(This is the funniest line in the episode.
Dont mess with Bishoporduct tape, apparently.)
Gibbs has had enough and leaves them to stew during the last two days of their depressurization.
When theyre able to leave, NCIS are there to arrest…drumroll…Meredith!
Even better news, the horrible lawyer was her partner.
NCIS discovered 200 vials of the cocaine in the PPAs and raided a cartel ship with some on board.
Now, to the Valentines high jinks this week.
McGee scoffs at Abbys annual activity, but DiNozzo chides him.
Now, now, McCherub, you should appreciate what you have.
Were not all so lucky.
Sometimes I think you prefer being alone, McGee says.
We all have to live with our decisions, Tim, he replies.
What does that mean, you guys?
?Jeanne Benoit decisions?
This little bit of melancholy makes me wonder if he leaves forlurve.
Jake is a jerk, he can go suck it.
That…is not how I thought that was going to end.
Gibbs suggests making her dinner, then acknowledges that hes maybe not the best go-to for romantic advice.
Well hold down the sad, single Valentines fort, just the two of us, DiNozzo promises.
But after the first line, he softens and says its actually quite romantic.
Then DiNozzo hands Bishop theAliensDVD and tells her to get home for her Gennaris delivery of salmon piccata.
Aww, I bet Tonys a great boyfriend.