Just think: In one more year, our show will legally be able to drive.
They’re surviving on a scant ration of beans and dreaming of showers and smartphones.
Back in the States, NCIS receives a call that’s interrupted by shots fired.

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(Palmer announces that said uranium was smuggled rectally, so take a second to letthatsoak in.)
“), they’re off to interrogate.
At Palmer’s favorite nightclub, they find a woman dousing it in gasoline.
Later, a few R.A.C.
McGee tries to reason with Nicolas, who’s operating the computer, telling him about his pregnant wife.
Instead, the head torture guy asks McGee for his birthdate in exchange for food.
McGee complies and lunges at a sandwich tossed on the floor for him.
Unfortunately, at this moment Gibbs is dragged by.
McGee replies that they don’t have the luxury of morality in their circumstances and breaks Gibbs' carving.
And then, friends, it is ON, bare-knuckle brawl style.
Nicolas the computer guy visits McGee and offers him a St. Nicholas medallion for his unborn child.
It belonged to his daughter who was killed years ago during an uprising.
Nicolas says he joined R.A.C.
This heart-to-heart is rudely interrupted by Gibbs tossing a guard’s corpse in the middle of things.
Then they burst intoel jefe’sroom, where Gibbs kills the torture dude and asksel jefeforhisbirthday.
Armed with this information, they bring in Clark (mid-date thanks, Hit That!)
and confiscate his burner phone, which has only one number on it.
When Abby declares it untraceable, Bishop decides to just…call it.
But no, she’s reachedel jefe’sphone, and now they can send in a chopper.
Unfortunately, by the time Vance arrives, the team has discovered that the phone’s GPS is disabled.
(“Hobbies?”
she asks, taking the profile-building a little too seriously.
“Not dying,” Vance replies.)
Pairing that with existing deep-water rivers reveals their location.
Now McGee and Gibbs just need to make it topside within 20 minutes.
(Know your exits when you’re working with uranium, my mother always said.)
You probably did, too.