Well, kids, Im here to tell you to be careful what you wish for.
Lets get right into this weeks slow burn-turned-WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK episode ofNashville.
Rayna wants the girls to travel with security, but naturally Maddie is all, No way!
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I can take care of myself.
I say, let her.
It doesnt take long for Mr. Stalker to make an appearance.
You have to admire his savvy.
She wants to explore something new, and that music really speaks to her.
And so Juliette and Hallie head to church to win over the choir.
Its kind of like a job interview: Why gospel?
What does it mean to you?
What would you bring to the role?
Okay, not the last one, but you get the idea.
Eventually, Juliette snaps a little, causing an outbreak of disgruntled chatter among the pews.
NEXT: See ya, Scunnar
In other news, remember when Damien didnt leave town?
Well, now he and Scar are meeting for lunch.
There are cheek kisses, compliments, and talk from Damien of honoring what happened between them.
Scarlett tells him she honestly doesnt know what shes doing right now.
(Sorry, even kinda-cheating makes me mad.)
), and she can go back to her life and think about what she wants to do.
All Gunnar hears is, I want to have sex with Damien, and he walks away.
And that, country music fans, is why you dont form a band with your ex.
She claims shes leaving, but then they get down to having some more fun instead.
Not really she just gives her a gift from Tiffanys.
NEXT: The dramatic stalker showdown is here
Okay, here we go.
Tough deal, Clay.
With that dealt with, Rayna arrives at the HW 65 offices.
Her security does a quick sweep before leaving to sit in the car.
Now, tell me this: Why wouldnt they just sit in the reception area?
Like, right outside her door?
Okay, Ill back up a little.
Hes all Its not even sharp.
Um, that HUGE knife looks pretty sharp, creep.
Smartly, Rayna tries to talk him down seriously, she should be called in on all hostage situations.
We all got pain, boy.
But not in quite so many words.
Luckily, the call connects, and the Nashville P.D.
She tells him not to give in and to decide right now who he really is.
Wayne just replies that hes sorry, before… letting her go.
Hes arrested, and Rayna breaks down shaking and sobbing.
And phew, you could breathe again.
Wait, not quite…
He tells her to come home to him.
Can one person survive two car wrecks?Greys Anatomytells us yes.
Well find out next week Im off to light some candles and hold vigil until then.
Juliette will hook me up.
