We were, too.

This time, they really should have just left Baby in the corner.

Despite making $125 million worldwide, it’s a great thing we can barely remember it.

A Very Brady Sequel | Original: The Brady Bunch Movie (1995, $46.6 million*) Here’s the story of why the Brady Bunch bonanza should have ended after The Brady Bunch Movie

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The only connection between this flop starring Jamie Kennedy and the popular Jim Carrey movie was the mask.

Sadly, this unwanted follow-up arrived 11 years too late and lacked the comedic punch ofThe Mask.

But the biggest offense was losing the main reason the original made us laugh so hard: Carrey.

Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights | Original: Dirty Dancing (1987, $63.9 million) File Dirty Dancing under ‘‘Movies You Just Don’t Touch’’ and you get the reason why the revised, Cuban-themed, 1950s

Cruel intentions, indeed.

This was one sequel that no one save for toddler-sized castaways would ever want on their desert island list.

If she had better instincts, the actress would have stayed away from this bomb.

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde | Original: Legally Blonde (2001, $96 million) Upbeat, lovable Elle Woods launched Legally Blonde as an instant box office hit but not even a second helping

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King was waiting for.''

Heck, even Bateman lists it as a career lowlight.

But unfortunately for anyone (Bueller?…Bueller?)

Son of the Mask | Original: The Mask (1994, $120 million) Somebody should have stopped them. The only connection between this flop starring Jamie Kennedy and the popular Jim Carrey

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Even with Bill Murray added to the 2014 reboot, this franchise should’ve stayed tied to the ’90s.

Cruel Intentions 2 | Original: Cruel Intentions (1999, $38.3 million) There was a time when direct-to-video sequels (or in this case, prequels) didn’t bother anyone except the casual browsers

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Original: Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007, $217.3 million) As far as sass-talking CGI animals go, the first Alvin was chip-notically bad, but that didn’t stop

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked | Original: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009, $219.3 million) …this. A pop culture parade of fleeting references and uninspired laziness, and an irritating franchise

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Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties | Original: Garfield: The Movie (2004, $75 million) Okay, the so-bad-it’s-awesome subtitle almost justifies this movie’s existence. Unfortunately, despite voiceover work by Bill Murray, the first

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Basic Instinct 2 | Original: Basic Instinct (1992, $118 million) Edgy, sleazy Basic Instinct made Sharon Stone a superstar and forever changed the way we think about sitting. But

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Blues Brothers 2000 | Original: Blues Brothers (1980, $57.2 million) Dan Aykroyd’s return was not enough to save this movie that EW’s Owen Gleiberman called ‘‘the sequel that perhaps

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo | Original: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999, $65.5 million) A clear (and failed) bid to extend that suspension of disbelief that would allow you to think

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Teen Wolf Too | Original: Teen Wolf (1985, $33 million) We should love it if only for the fact that it was Jason Bateman’s first movie but the way

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Original: Dumb and Dumber (1994, $127 million) Box office numbers are still TBD for the Jim Carrey/Jeff Daniels-starring sequel 20 years in the works (and,

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