First, a guilty Jay and Manny drove around a moving cardboard cutout before destroying in a shredder.
(Call itThe Tell-Tale Cardboard Cutout.)
Then, Cam and Mitch couldntquitefigure out what was going on with the three adults staying upstairs.
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(Call itThe Landladylords Tenants.)
(Call itThe Invisible Man Turned Housewife.)
This took everything from dunking it in a lake to driving over it with his car.
None of it worked, even after he roped Manny into helping him dispose of the cardboard body.
She suspected rival salsa maker Auntie Alice (played by the Oscar-nominated actress June Squibb!
), who may or may not have some trouble headed her way, thanks to Glorias shady contacts.
The same lesson goes for Phil as well.
Eventually, they discover through a series of high jinks like hearing the woman sneeze Help!
Too bad that just as Cam is learning all this, Mitch knocks every single pristine figurine over.
Bye bye, three stars?
Most Unexpected Combo
Jay and Manny
It shouldnt bethatunexpected Mannys his stepson, after all!
but having the pair work together to hide a secret from Gloria was fun to watch.
For a poor cause, but still.
They were three adults, a Mr. and Mrs. Wilkerson and then a Tommy, without a surname.
Plus, his theories about the three Is he their captive?
Is Mrs. Wilkerson their captive?
Is the captive in their trunk?
Hilariously terrifying, that is.
Best Out-of-Context Screencap
Did Everything Turn Out Okay?
No more meddling, you two!
Youre not Shaggy and Scooby.
Claire is reassured she can be the boss, but she still needs more time to actuallybethe boss.
At least now she knows shes definitely not into the heartburn-inducing trio of steak, scotch, and cigars.
It reallyistough to be a powerful white male, Claire!
