With almost everyone there, it was more like Phil’s unsexy funhouse.
Welcome toMy Best Friends Modern Family.
OrWhen the Dunphys Met Phils Sexy House.

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Or maybeHow to Lose a Private Space in 10 Days?
And so they clean up and have a go at enjoy the amenities before Phil arrives.
Well, at least Claire thinks shes figured out whats happening.
But well get to that later.)
(She should also question why hes just walking around without a care.
As they prepare to leave, they chat about the earlier romantic moment that got not-so-briefly interrupted.
Andy agrees, and Haley exits, when suddenly…
Haley returns and leaps into Andys arms.
The pair kiss marking a happy ending for an episode full of thwarted home invaders.
The non-home invaders, meanwhile, didnt get quite as happy an ending.
Instead, Joe pretended to be a dog so much he wouldnt stop biting Mannys visitor.